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HeraTeleia
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Quote by LYFBUZ
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9 + two bonus points for being Canadian


So that makes me...a four? Maybe?

Stupidly tall, stupidly curvy, with near black dark brown hair that absolutely should not be something with which someone with my translucently pale skin should be gifted. Did I mention the size 12 feet? Yup. Definitely a solid four, tossing in those two bonus points for being Canadian.
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Quote by doctorlove
Based on your age, looks and health on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, how do you rate?


I’d say I’m at a 5 on a regular day and a 7 on a good day. Got room to improve.
verity100
Mary Poppins
If there was ever such a thing as a perfect 10, it would be me.

I have a body to die for. The sharpest of wits. And of course, as an English lady, I'm practically perfect in every way. *

* All of the above claims are disputed.
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simplyjohn
Site administrator
Pondering on my diet, my fitness regime, non-smoker and I do not partake in alcohol, I see no alternative but to say 10.
Twisted_Skald
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil



and that's on a good day


Kis darling lets gets the girls together and show those jealous bitches how queer women make the stars shine baby.

You might be a whole lot taller then I am but you won't be on your feet for long.
Ahem..Let's make Mercury go retrograde for another look at what we do.

Keeping with the thread rules I'm going a Witchy 3.
Then again I forgot the rule of three and what you give out comes back 3 fold.
So three times three is a super magic 9.
Jealous bitches need not apply.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Ummm... let's see... About 4.5 inches soft and perhaps 5.5 to 6 when hard. Wait... this is not about penis size?
Louetta
Rookie Scribe
10 for health, 9 for being in shape. Don't do looks.
Guest
Lurker
Depends on my mood and my level of fitness. Like during Corona I was like down to a 6, right now I feel like an 8. Comparing myself to other guys at the gym I am, honestly, probably just a 7. :-) But as long as I like myself shirtless in the mirror, I am fine.
NinaC
Active Ink Slinger
I think I’m a 9.5 but I drink too much, which is not healthy and I’ve dabbled in some other stuff although not lately. I think I am solidly a 7.
DCO_65
Advanced Wordsmith

Eleven.


Nigel Tufnel : The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...


Marty DiBergi : Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?


Nigel Tufnel : Exactly.


Marty DiBergi : Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?


Nigel Tufnel : Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten...
Megiss
Active Ink Slinger

A strong 9
Unknown User

7.9
Blues222
Queen Flirt

Apparently a 9…hair, skin, lips and bod were used as critical criteria.
rob2021
Rookie Scribe

‘Based on your age, looks and health”

Age 65,

Looks…..I get various levels of companionship offers from men and women most of the time,

Health……zero disease or sickness, zero meds, non drink or smoke, organic, gluten free, dairy free, paleo power lifter, crossfitter, runner, bicyclist, farmer, MMA trained.

10 would be perfect…..I’m not perfect….high 9s
KingOfHearts222
Rookie Scribe

If just on looks alone? A solid 8/9.

Now you add my witty personality and famous tempertantrums id say 4, maybe a 5😆😅🤣😂
Moonstone
Active Ink Slinger

I’d go for a solid 7. I’ve been told I look good for my age, have my $#!t generally together, pretty active, and a mind that works overtime here.

I’ve been in awe of all the story competitions and the amazing writers, so I gave it my best shot for “Spring Forward.” I’d be honored if you would stop by and read it.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/the-rendezvous-1
Unknown User

Solid 6.
Unknown User

10+
Unknown User

Solid 5, Im funny and cute enough, but also a bit crazy and i have an attitude LOL