You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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You're so wrong. I take a special Titty Toning class at my gym on Fridays (my gym is very progressive). At this point, I can lift 5 pound kettlebell weights with my nipples alone.
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You're so wrong. I take a special Titty Toning class at my gym on Fridays (my gym is very progressive). At this point, I can lift 5 pound kettlebell weights with my nipples alone.
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I'm starting to train for a dick-triathlon this very next Friday at the same progressive gym, but that's just to see DD swinging those kettlebells. And before you ask, a dick-triathlon is 8 miles in the mouth, 20 miles in the pussy, and finally 14 miles in the ass.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
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Since our greatest enemy is gravity, I find the best prevention for sagging-tittie-syndrome is to stand on my head. At work, I have my desk and chair suspended from the ceiling, (be sure you have a good seat-belt installed on your office-chair!), and at home, I eat, sleep, and have sex in the inverted position. This keeps my C-cups nicely perked, although I do have quite a bill for headache pills!
To keep them pointy, I recommend having your nipples sucked frequently. I have a whole team of guys in place for this regimen. When one gets tired, you push him to the side and replace him with the next one in line. It really, really works! It's good for their lips too. Makes them great kissers! Just follow these simple tips, girls and your breasts will be perky, firm, and pointy until the day you die (which may be from blood pooling in your brain).
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Dear Bethany,
I have just read your post and was most impressed. I would like to volunteer to join your team of specialist nipple suckers when you wear the next one out. I have lots of stamina, can hold my breath under water for a long time too should you wish to use that talent elsewhere, and can guarantee to stay focussed on the job at hand. If I can help and contribute to you maintaining such perfect breasts in some small way then that will be sufficient reward. I look forward to your favourable reply whilst I continue to practice wherever and whenever I can.
Yours etc.
A simple exercise to help your breasts' perkiness:
You'll need something like a block of sturdy polystyrene you might have as packaging in a product. Say 12=15 inches wide and solid enough to use. What you need to do is hold it up chest level and squeeze it using about two thirds of your strength, hold for a about 10 seconds. Repeat at waist level. Don't overdo it, just a few times. It's more doing it daily 2-3 times. The muscles you can feel as you do the exercise are the same muscles that help support your breasts naturally :-) It will take time but the muscles will strengthen!