Arizona woman seeks to become heaviest human ever...

Quote by natasha_yes
I think She should not be judged.... too many pass judgment on others too easily and this is a shame as we are all unique in our own way. What you think is normal others may think is strange.

Quote by DirtyMartini


I see what the problem is...you have to be logged in to view it, didn't realize...

Since the only other places I have it posted that I can think of might possibly be considered "competing sites"...not that any site could compete with Lush...let's try this...


I Woke Up With A Fat Chick

I woke up and couldn't believe my eyes,
When I caught sight of those monster thighs,
Was that a cow that was sucking my dick?
No, I woke up with a very fat chick.

The sight of her got me thinking,
I really should give up drinking,
As if I needed a reason why,
I should also stop getting high.

Looking at this gruesome sight,
I tried to recall what I did last night,
How did I possibly wind up with her?
But my mind was simply in a blur.

Could I have picked her up in a bar?
How did she possibly fit in my car?
I was no longer in the mood,
As I thought of ways to protect my food.

I thought about the weight limit of my bed,
If she rolls over, I'll be dead,
I tried to think of a good excuse,
For me to turn this cow loose.

Not trying to sound really mean,
But she was the biggest I have seen,
If she had an appetite,
No telling what she would bite.

A girl so big she had her own zip code,
Now here she was in my abode,
No way could I have fun,
With a girl who outweighed me three to one.

Just a warning from me to you,
Be careful what you go and do,
Because if you think you're seeing double,
You just might be in really big trouble.

04-14-10.

Quote by MadMartigan
In other words, stuff myself full of food, be lazy, and eventually cost the taxpayer shit loads of money when I go to the ER for miserably poor health and a heart attack.

The human frame: bones, organs, etc, was not built to have that much body mass.

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Yeah, that seems to be the popular response to that one btw...it is just so wrong, but people can't help but laugh...

Where I was living at the time I wrote that, I used to get requests to read it out loud rather often...a couple of people would bring friends around just to hear it and stuff...seems most people laughed until they had tears in their eyes...

It was almost a bit embarrassing though, especially when someone would bring someone really heavy around...lol...oh well...nobody seemed to care about anything else I wrote at the time btw...