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The Most Depressing Thread Ever: Laundry!

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honeydipped
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lol i'm an oddball that actually enjoys doing it! i love the whole ritual of separating clothes and gathering the necessary items for each load. i also like the way the whole house smells like lavender and the hum of the dryer. i don't have any major tips to share; i wash everything in cold water and hang the bulk of my laundry on those racks designed to be used inside to dry.

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LYFBUZ
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You all need to try sexygeek's laundry methods....her clothes are always new and fresh looking.....
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You all need to try sexygeek's laundry methods....her clothes are always new and fresh looking.....


I tried to hired you as my houseboy...But then they deny your visa..So now I had to do my laundry..Can you feel my pain? Que horror!
adi_me33
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Loathe. Loathe. Loathe. It's never ending. The Laundry Loathe
LYFBUZ
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and don't scorch my shirts either!
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and don't scorch my shirts either!


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Gillianleeeza
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Okay, I'm one of the weird ones. I enjoy laundry, not the amount but the folding of clothes. I find it soothing and it appeals to my OCD issues. I can fold them to my liking. It doesn't stop my family from deliberately unfolding them to annoy me. Isn't having kids grand.

My tip, Shout Color Guard Sheets work great and you can wash colors and whites together. I never do on purpose but when my kids are home from college they wash everything together. At least they don't have pink t shirts anymore that were white.



adi_me33
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Okay, I'm one of the weird ones. I enjoy laundry, not the amount but the folding of clothes. I find it soothing and it appeals to my OCD issues. I can fold them to my liking. It doesn't stop my family from deliberately unfolding them to annoy me. Isn't having kids grand.

My tip, Shout Color Guard Sheets work great and you can wash colors and whites together. I never do on purpose but when my kids are home from college they wash everything together. At least they don't have pink t shirts anymore that were white.





I am sorry. Not really. But I see you finished your makeup. Nice. Now please come organize my closet and help me put the laundry away please
adi_me33
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and don't scorch my shirts either!


Wtf?!?! I swear that looks like the local bar around here. Minus the ironing board. Oh now I have something to investigate instead of doing laundry
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Lool. I can't get that picture out of my head.

I use a laundry service myself.
Porgy87
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Um... You put laundry detergent in the washer with the clothes, then you run it. "Normal" is a good cycle to choose.
And then, after it buzzes or something to tell you it's done, you take out the clothes and put them on a drying rack.
If the drying rack is full, you can hang the shirts on the shower rod (on plastic or wood hangers, never wire) and put the rest in the dryer.
When the dryer buzzes or something, your clothes will look better if you take them out right away, unless you just take them out and put them in a pile on your bed.

Or you can take everything in a big bucket to the nice people at the laundromat and pay them to wash, dry, and fold it all for you.

Or you can take everything to your mom's house and wait for magic to happen.

Or you can wear your clothes until some are dirtier than the others, then you put on the relatively clean ones until they're relatively dirty, and then you switch. You can do this for a while. Then you should burn everything.
Ardentmale
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I have always enjoyed laundry for some reason... From sorting to folding... And it gives me about an hour of lush between each load... smile
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Sorry yall, I have really enjoyed reading this thread.. It has really been funny.. Thanks for explaining how to do laundry Porgy.. hahah.. When I run out of panties ,then I do laundry, oops I don't wear any .. ok when I run out of clothes I do laundry. and I follow Porgy's tips...
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I tried to hired you as my houseboy...But then they deny your visa..So now I had to do my laundry..Can you feel my pain? Que horror!


houseboy????? omg ... housemaid maybe ... and I don't need a visa .. giggles..
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houseboy????? omg ... housemaid maybe ... and I don't need a visa .. giggles..


Bring some wine and you're hired
1lush
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Finally I don't do laundry anymore.... the new washer is way to complex for my understanding. Damn thing plays music
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Bacteriologically, modern wash programs that wash at 30C or 40C are pretty disastrous. They effectively take the bacteria which are on the dirtiest item and spread them around so that they are all over all of the items in that wash.

My washer fits in a ridiculously huge amount of laundry and there are only two of us in the house so if I was going to group things in carefully matched colours I would run a quarter load of laundry of each of several types, once a week, which would be hugely inefficient.

Instead I run the washer every couple of days with whatever is ready to be washed and I put in a washer ball or some soap nuts instead of detergent, a colour run sheet and some pet safe disinfectant goes into every load in both the wash and final rinse too, in order to not spread the bacteria from one thing to another.

This means that His scrubs, which are meant to be washed at 60C (but we have no other clothing that can be washed that hot) are properly clean when they come out and the cloths that have been used on the floor steamer don't smell like they would otherwise.

I don't iron any more (I've got a problem with one arm- that's a good excuse not to!) unless it's stuff for formal wear, but I do put the steamer on His scrubs before he puts them on to make sure that they are properly clean.
sxilezbo14
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Up here the laundry cleans themselves.
adi_me33
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I'll do it tomorrow
patokl
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It's not something I hate, but it does take a lot of time in this household. At least 3 machine loads every day, 7 days a week. Double that, if I skip a day, or if anyone here "collects" their laundry a few days before throwing it into the basket. It pays here, to sort into light, dark, red/purple, jeans, Light/white towels, washcloths, kitchen cloths etc. and the dark version of that. And then there's the bed linens. As most bad bacteria need moist, I make sure the stuff is properly dried (on the line if the weather's okay, in the dryer if not) and handkerchiefs, pillow cases and anything I use on my dishes and glasses get the steam iron (as do wrinkled clothes).
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It's not something I hate, but it does take a lot of time in this household. At least 3 machine loads every day, 7 days a week. Double that, if I skip a day, or if anyone here "collects" their laundry a few days before throwing it into the basket. It pays here, to sort into light, dark, red/purple, jeans, Light/white towels, washcloths, kitchen cloths etc. and the dark version of that. And then there's the bed linens. As most bad bacteria need moist, I make sure the stuff is properly dried (on the line if the weather's okay, in the dryer if not) and handkerchiefs, pillow cases and anything I use on my dishes and glasses get the steam iron (as do wrinkled clothes).


THREE LOADS A DAY!?

I have 2 girls, and my Dad living with us, and we only wash once a week. And by "we" I mean my eldest daughter. Admittedly it takes a couple days. I don't touch it.