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Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by vanessa26




I'll do it encourage my bad lol


Little silly. Just buy your own drinks and you can get anything you want.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by vanessa26
I continuously make up fan fiction about my cats
even if we are gone for the day and they are no where near.. I still insist they are

I'll be like Ugh Sophie hates this place and wants to leave
Or Baxter wants to go buy doughnuts



Cleo thinks you should buy her donuts too.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
Quote by vanessa26



Hmm...No No No..I don't like the sound of that.
Are you regretting that soda date offer yet? :P


Never any regrets with you, princess.

I should have said, "You get anything you want, that is what makes ME happy."
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by vanessa26



I would smile Cats are the best. Wait ...is she your cat that didn't think I was cool enough to add me? :P
Tell her she has to add me and I'll buy her doughnuts


she only adds boy cats smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
kistinspencil
Voyeur @ f/64
I won't make her breakfast until 5:00 am.

She presses on my larynx to let me know it's almost 5:00 am.
MissPixel
Active Ink Slinger
I step on her larynx to wake her up. I'm hungry, damn it.
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Beffer

It bugs me that he never trusts my driving, even though I've never had an accident and he has!


Hmmm... maybe you are Ms. Magoo, always causing accidents but never getting crashed in to, yoyrself?

You wouldn't be driving topless or nude, by chance?
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Here's a weird one: I like to imitate any noises I hear--doorbell, various computer notifications, electronic noises--sometimes I do it without even noticing. Ting! Whoop! Bomp!

LJ is patient and says not a word, but I suspect it is kind of annoying.

She like to make up songs about the cats (and sometimes me) and serenade them (and sometimes me).
Meagananne1986
Sexy Seductive Siren
Not being spontaneous in that I plan-out everything. He's let's just get in the car and go. My dad taught me the 7 P's to success - Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. He was a Colonel, USA so I guess it was part of his command style.

Fortunately, I make-up for it by often being spontaneous sexually. Easy for me because I'm more-or-less perpetually horny and "in the mood."
Meagan
Denim_Daisy10
Southern Barefoot Angel
I annoy my BFF when we go grocery shopping together ... My grocery List is color coded and alphabeticized .
utterchaos
Resident Otaku
Oh, god, where do I start?

Lusting over Jrock stars like Aoi, Miyavi and Hazuki... I'm not even discreet about it. Then there's James Spader he has to compete with as well. Apparently pointing out that we're worlds apart so nothing remotely can happen, wasn't the right answer. Talking to a porn star briefly... My month-long, ongoing banter with a "mystery" jrock star...
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
I wiggle my toes constantly and David says it's as distracting to him as a laser pointer is to a cat.

David gets along with my dad better than I do, and it pisses me off a little.
Unknown User
Quote by Beffer
I wiggle my toes constantly and David says it's as distracting to him as a laser pointer is to a cat.


When we were first married, my wife would do that. While she was asleep, she would roll over onto her side, put her toes against my legs and wiggle them. At first I just push them aside, she'd wake up, apologize, go back to sleep and do it again. Then one night I duct taped her feet together from her toes to her ankles, she couldn't believe what I had done but was laughing too hard to protest. I went back to sleep and she's never done it again. It's still one of our fondest memories.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by JackStay


When we were first married, my wife would do that. While she was asleep, she would roll over onto her side, put her toes against my legs and wiggle them. At first I just push them aside, she'd wake up, apologize, go back to sleep and do it again. Then one night I duct taped her feet together from her toes to her ankles, she couldn't believe what I had done but was laughing too hard to protest. I went back to sleep and she's never done it again. It's still one of our fondest memories.



It may be one of YOUR fondest memories, but I'll bet ripping duct tape off her bare feet isn't one of hers! lol If David's looking over my shoulder right now, I'd better not find my toes taped together or I'm coming after you!
Unknown User
Quote by Beffer



It may be one of YOUR fondest memories, but I'll bet ripping duct tape off her bare feet isn't one of hers! lol If David's looking over my shoulder right now, I'd better not find my toes taped together or I'm coming after you!


Actually, she told me it helped exfoliate her feet. She's laughing at our exchange right now, she says, "Hi!"

Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by JackStay


Actually, she told me it helped exfoliate her feet. She's laughing at our exchange right now, she says, "Hi!"





Exfoliate her feet?? ....you married a Hobbit?! (Hi, Mrs. Stay!)
Unknown User
Quote by Beffer


Exfoliate her feet?? ....you married a Hobbit?! (Hi, Mrs. Stay!)


My wife told me to tell the Pretty Lady, "Hi! I love the idea of being a Hobbit!" I'd always thought she was part Bobcat...maybe a werecat. Small, strong and feisty.
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