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not telling, but lots of things :P
Thought you were going to say "a toilet roll" lol.
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Thought you were going to say "a toilet roll" lol.
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What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated with?
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Thought you were going to say "a toilet roll" lol.
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Oh so many things when i was a teenager my brother had some gloves with rabbit fur on the inside. Had a bottle that my cock fit onto tight fit but with a little lube was quite enjoyable.
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A bar owner from Gibraltar............he was very strange !
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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A bar owner from Gibraltar............he was very strange !
Charlie?
Hole In The Wall?
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Ok, well I can't hold back any longer. So here goes:
Full jar of peanut butter - much cheaper than a fleshlight.
Full jar of jam (jelly for you guys in USA) again cheaper than a fleshlight
Chocolate syrup
Honey
Mayo
Rice Pudding
Trifle (an English thing again-sorry you guys)
Custard
Oh! Did I mention my food fetish yet?
(If this also floats your boat pm me, I'd love to share)
Full jar of peanut butter - much cheaper than a fleshlight.
Full jar of jam (jelly for you guys in USA) again cheaper than a fleshlight
Chocolate syrup
Honey
Mayo
Rice Pudding
Trifle (an English thing again-sorry you guys)
Custard
Oh! Did I mention my food fetish yet?
(If this also floats your boat pm me, I'd love to share)
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Have a looky look at my stories then. Ah, go on.
No really, go on!
A Year to Remember
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My tumblr photo blog
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I've romanced many a pillow in my day. But the strangest thing, more as an aid than an apparatus, was the instructional leaflet from a pack of tampons. And in an airplane bathroom no less. Hey, don't judge me! It was the best I could do on a long flight into a Muslim country. Points for difficulty, I reckon - a tiny, poorly drawn diagram and a lack of elbow room. Surely there's some kind of mile high badge in it for me.
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I've romanced many a pillow in my day. But the strangest thing, more as an aid than an apparatus, was the instructional leaflet from a pack of tampons. And in an airplane bathroom no less. Hey, don't judge me! It was the best I could do on a long flight into a Muslim country. Points for difficulty, I reckon - a tiny, poorly drawn diagram and a lack of elbow room. Surely there's some kind of mile high badge in it for me.
You poor thing...
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Have a looky look at my stories then. Ah, go on.
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Have a looky look at my stories then. Ah, go on.
No really, go on!
A Year to Remember
Alright, just want to get off? Have a look here instead then:
My tumblr photo blog
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A short, middle-aged Iranian traffic warden with a limp.
Wait... what was the question again?
Wait... what was the question again?
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I've occasionally used a vibrating razor (just the handle, of course) when my real vibrator was broken or misplaced. It works fine! 
For insertion, I've used the handle of a hairbrush when nothing else was handy.
For insertion, I've used the handle of a hairbrush when nothing else was handy.
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Climbing a rope in the gym. With the rope pressed on top of my cock as I levered my way up with my legs (and down and up and down and....)
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The hand of a girl named Asia, she was pretty strange.
Sorry Asia, but you know you are!
Sorry Asia, but you know you are!