What's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated with?

21 Aug 2014

Fruit and veggies? Bedknobs and broomsticks? I'm curious.

21 Aug 2014

Well, not too strange water, have used water from a bathtub faucet with my legs up on the wall.

21 Aug 2014

One of those old, well used, wooden handled screwdrivers (the handle)... and it wasn't masturbation, "he" used it on me in the mechanical room of our building. (No, not the janitor or maintenance guy, a coworker)

21 Aug 2014

Quote by ladylolalove
Fruit and veggies? Bedknobs and broomsticks? I'm curious.

Mmmm...Curiously Naughty... Love It, Sexxxy!!

21 Aug 2014

Quote by nazca
One of those old, well used, wooden handled screwdrivers... and it wasn't masturbation, "he" used it on me in the mechanical room of our building. (No, not the janitor or maintenance guy, a coworker)

Hmmm...Interesting!

21 Aug 2014

Quote by LadyAnnWest
Well, not too strange water, have used water from a bathtub faucet with my legs up on the wall.

Mmmm...Sexxxy smile

21 Aug 2014

A rubber glove a towel and a lubricant.

21 Aug 2014

A pair of adult baby plastic pants , vinyl examination glove, and a large cucumber!

21 Aug 2014

Her name was Amy.

21 Aug 2014

A shampoo bottle... It was one of the curvy weird bottles. I was in the shower and it was there. Opportunity knocks.

22 Aug 2014

I have quite a few to pick from but will pick and share one for now...

I've fucked a bed lol. Put a plastic bag with lube in it in between mattress and box spring... got on my knees... inserted and thrusted doggy style lol. It was actually pretty good as the mattress weight on top made it tight smile

22 Aug 2014

My favourite is a banana with a well lubricated condom on it

22 Aug 2014

I would say veg, shoving it up my arse & the handle of the toilet brush smile

24 Aug 2014

One of the first things ever was a candlestick. Then it was a zucchini. Then a couple of times I humped a pillow.

24 Aug 2014

Quote by chatnstroke
I have quite a few to pick from but will pick and share one for now...

I've fucked a bed lol. Put a plastic bag with lube in it in between mattress and box spring... got on my knees... inserted and thrusted doggy style lol. It was actually pretty good as the mattress weight on top made it tight

Very very hot my sexy friend!

24 Aug 2014

I've also got quite a few to choose from....

I've used of course the usual objects, cucumbers, bananas etc. Also a variety of other things.
As for the strangest? I would say maybe a table leg? dontknow

24 Aug 2014

Quote by canadian_milf
I've also got quite a few to choose from....

I've used of course the usual objects, cucumbers, bananas etc. Also a variety of other things.
As for the strangest? I would say maybe a table leg?

We can be strange together then, because against a table leg would be mine too, or along the foot end of a bed frame.

24 Aug 2014

For me i have a couple. When i was a teenager i used to hump a big teddy bear and then as i got older i started to hump the bed

25 Aug 2014

bed post

25 Aug 2014

Please don't judge. Embarassed

25 Aug 2014

Quote by Tease_Me84

We can be strange together then, because against a table leg would be mine too, or along the foot end of a bed frame.

It's not overly strange I know. But was oh so fun! And I wasn't rubbing against it ?

Being strange together though, that does sound appealing Miss Teaseme84 ?

1 Sep 2014

Quote by canadian_milf

It's not overly strange I know. But was oh so fun! And I wasn't rubbing against it ?

Being strange together though, that does sound appealing Miss Teaseme84 ?

Definitely fun, that's for sure.
Oh it certainly does, my lovely canadian_milf - ? right back at you!

9 Sep 2014

Riding my dirt bike with no pants, with my genitals tucked in the right way it was simulating enough to bring me to orgasm

To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before

10 Sep 2014

Quote by chatnstroke
I have quite a few to pick from but will pick and share one for now...

I've fucked a bed lol. Put a plastic bag with lube in it in between mattress and box spring... got on my knees... inserted and thrusted doggy style lol. It was actually pretty good as the mattress weight on top made it tight

That is very creative.

18 Sep 2014

Quote by eroticfun

That is very creative.

lol.. thanks - and like I said it was pretty good... I've got more on this topic... but I think too many already think me as being odd... lol

26 Sep 2014

Hmmmmm... ice, popsicle, grapes, lollipop, different stationary(not a bike LOL), the neck of a beer bottle <----crazy night, brush handle, electric toothbrush.... The list goes on, but I don't think any are that strange haha blah5

6 Nov 2014

13 Nov 2014

eggplant,carrot zuccini ,bitter melons the best lots of ridges

19 Nov 2014

Bengue!

19 Nov 2014

not telling, but lots of things :P