I find someone 'servicing' an animal or vice versa really fucked up, even in a jokingly manner.
And so-called BDSMs that purport to be SNUF films. On another website, I use to belong to, a woman offered herself for such a film. Describing in great details how she wanted it done.
Real or not, normally I'd be reluctant to put a judgement to a person's sexual desires but . . .
I guess the weirdest porn that I have ever seen -- and it is probably not weird by most standards -- but it was bisexual porn where in a MMF threesome a guy stayed dressed as a bear throughout the whole encounter. The other male and the female were naked but he stayed dressed as a bear the whole time.
The other was softcore porn on the cable TV show Gigolos. Two of the gigolos were dressed as a centaur. The guy representing the front of the centaur was having sex with the woman. The guy representing the horses body just stayed under the costume listening to them.
I guess I'm not that weird.
Weirdest thing I've seen was that smurf parody. I was sincerely wondering who on earth gets turned on by that sort of thing? Blue body paint all over? Weird man, especially when some of it started to or be washed off through various means.
And I've only begun fucking with you people.
At the end of the day, it's all math.
Personally, I find gaping assholes disturbing. I cringed - and didn't get a tad aroused - watching a clip where 3 apples were inserted into a woman there. Come to think of it, apples sound pretty mild; live sex shows in dodgy Thai bars probably get more, uh, creative.. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against watching anal sex. I just can't watch something where a woman is getting stretched so wide there it looks grotesque.
I watched Gidget the midget getting railed by two dudes just the other day. That poor gal fell out of the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
That was the oddest porn I've seen in about the last year.
I can't discuss a lot of the other stuff I've seen over the years. I've been known to disguise the url and send them to special friends on occasion.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
The weirdest thing I have seen pornwise was sex with a horse and the weirdest thing it wasn't even a porn film. I'm just not that much of a porn person.
But what is a Whovian.
Hmm... I saw a scream-worthy Japanese eel enema once. And Two Girls, 1 Cup, obviously. Then there are the WTF porn vids involving toilet-dunking/flushing while fucking and gaping asshole-stuffing followed by shooting the objects out, projectile-style. And without a doubt, anal prolapse porn has freaked me out the most. It's mostly shock-porn stuff though - definitely not meant as a turn-on, at least to me. I admit I have shared some of it with a few friends to freak them out too.
I genuinely hope the performers are well paid for some of this stuff. There are certain to be medical bills as the body ages for some of these people that put their orifices through such a beating.
Pardon my temporary thread drift here but something on this one reminded me of chatting with a lady 10 years ago. Her and her hubby were interested in meeting a younger guy for her entertainment, a situation I was quite familiar with, so she and I had been doing the online chat/flirt/interview thing a few times. Things were progressing nicely with her suggesting we three meet for drinks and see if that led to their house later. I was about to log off the chat site with arrangements made for the next evening when she asked, "Do you like pets? We have three big dogs." I replied completely innocently "Yeah, who doesn't like dogs? What kind do you have?". The chat conversation over the next five minutes made my skin crawl, especially when she revealed that they had a circle of friends who also loved dogs (and horses), getting together monthly for what she termed Pet Parties.
I was so out of there.
