Quote by Dani
Gouda with mustard?
Now you're just fucking with me.
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Quote by Dani
Gouda with mustard?
Now you're just fucking with me.
=== Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER ===
Quote by Magical_felix
You ask for ONE butthole picture and it's held against you for weeks on end.
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Quote by Poppet
Only because you wouldn't show me yours first, Jack!![]()
Quote by Dani
This is an attack on my beliefs.
Reporting you to admin.
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Quote by Dani
• Men who feel the need to tell me that they don't like when women use 'foul' language. Who the fuck asked you? And why the fuck are you telling me?
Quote by Magical_felix
I show my sexy caboose here - Click link for show - Now you show me your dark and stinky, woman.
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That is one fine ass, sir. *smack*
Quote by BiMale73
If there's mustard with the cheese then it definitely needs to touch!
Quote by Saga
I kinda adore you.
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Quote by Dani
Kinda?
Pfft.
Quote by Saga
I kinda adore you.
My pet peeve list is probably long, but one is people using "K" to respond to a text. Grrr
Quote by Magical_felix
"yeah, I'll throw in an extra 50 if you take care of the kid"
Quote by Nikki703
Maybe she thought you wanted her to babysit your son!!![]()
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I made it pretty clear I wanted her to babysit about 100 million of my future kids.
She was a shitty masseuse.
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Only if it's swiss or edam. Mustard must *never* touch the cheese. Only the meat. Mayo can touch the cheese. Mayo can touch anything though. It's the tramp of the sandwich world.
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Quote by BiMale73
You obviously don't know what you're talking about. And seeing what you answered for 'location' here that doesn't really surprise me![]()
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
* Le Sigh* My pet peeve is someone trying to "educate" me on my kitchen and sandwich making skills (from a basement - it's where you grow fungi) when I've spent the last 25yrs plying my trade... in food.
I don't mind opinions on sandwiches, but don't question the "Rules of Sandwich Making". It's just rude.
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My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I don't mind opinions on sandwiches, but don't question the "Rules of Sandwich Making". It's just rude.
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Quote by Delphi
Closed mindedness. And by that I don't mean ignorant; everyone's ignorant about something and everyone makes mistakes. But closing yourself off to reality and others' views and their personal reality as if it's not real or not important enough to recognize.
EDIT: lol I hope that made some kind of sense. Geez.
Quote by Callisto
When I'm sucking dick and they pull out to cum on my tits instead of in my mouth. So annoying!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
or cum all over my back instead of in my ass. fuckers.
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I did, but I ate it.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2