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noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Gouda with mustard?

Now you're just fucking with me.


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Poppet
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You ask for ONE butthole picture and it's held against you for weeks on end.


Only because you wouldn't show me yours first, Jack!
Dani
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This is an attack on my beliefs.

Reporting you to admin.

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Magical_felix
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Only because you wouldn't show me yours first, Jack!


I show my sexy caboose here - Click link for show - Now you show me your dark and stinky, woman.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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This is an attack on my beliefs.

Reporting you to admin.


In my defense: this practice is just as Dutch (though not uniquely) as Gouda cheese itself.


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Unknown User
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• Men who feel the need to tell me that they don't like when women use 'foul' language. Who the fuck asked you? And why the fuck are you telling me?



I kinda adore you.

My pet peeve list is probably long, but one is people using "K" to respond to a text. Grrr
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
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I show my sexy caboose here - Click link for show - Now you show me your dark and stinky, woman.




That is one fine ass, sir. *smack* biggrin
Magical_felix
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That is one fine ass, sir. *smack* biggrin


Thanks you. I do 50 lunges up and down the dunes in those days. Very tight, very bulbous. Best ass among all my friends. Everyone agree.
TheDevilsWeakness
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If there's mustard with the cheese then it definitely needs to touch!


Only if it's swiss or edam. Mustard must *never* touch the cheese. Only the meat. Mayo can touch the cheese. Mayo can touch anything though. It's the tramp of the sandwich world.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
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I kinda adore you.


Kinda?

Pfft.

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Unknown User
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Kinda?

Pfft.


I completely and wholeheartedly adore you. I was trying to be all cool, calm and collected about it.
sundancer2004
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I kinda adore you.

My pet peeve list is probably long, but one is people using "K" to respond to a text. Grrr


Couple of post back someone wanted to change the name of that famous 1880s gunfight location to "The Okay Corral".realllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Magical_felix
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When I am getting a massage and the masseuse keeps "accidentally" brushing her hand on my fucking dick and lingers around my inner thigh at the time she asks if there are any other areas she can take care of and I respond with "yeah, I'll throw in an extra 50 if you take care of the kid" and look down toward my growing erection and SHE ACTS ALL OFFENDED LIKE I"M BEING OUTRAGEOUS. Like, what the fuck is that? Don't tease me.
Nikki703
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"yeah, I'll throw in an extra 50 if you take care of the kid"


Maybe she thought you wanted her to babysit your son!!
Magical_felix
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Maybe she thought you wanted her to babysit your son!!


I made it pretty clear I wanted her to babysit about 100 million of my future kids.

She was a shitty masseuse.
Nikki703
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I made it pretty clear I wanted her to babysit about 100 million of my future kids.

She was a shitty masseuse.


Ah, volume babysitting.................guess that was a little overwhelming for her! HAHA
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Only if it's swiss or edam. Mustard must *never* touch the cheese. Only the meat. Mayo can touch the cheese. Mayo can touch anything though. It's the tramp of the sandwich world.



You obviously don't know what you're talking about. And seeing what you answered for 'location' here that doesn't really surprise me


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MarinaC
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People who fail to give credit to the person that actually DID the work or who steal credit for someone else's hard work! Infuriates me!
TheDevilsWeakness
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You obviously don't know what you're talking about. And seeing what you answered for 'location' here that doesn't really surprise me


* Le Sigh* My pet peeve is someone trying to "educate" me on my kitchen and sandwich making skills (from a basement - it's where you grow fungi) when I've spent the last 25yrs plying my trade... in food.
I don't mind opinions on sandwiches, but don't question the "Rules of Sandwich Making". It's just rude.
NymphWriter
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-Lying or not taking responsibility for your mistakes. Seriously... own your shit! I will respect you more for it.

-Not bringing the necessary supplies with you. Do you think the world will forever provide for you?

-People being a hypocrite.

-Shit Stirrers

-Not knowing the difference between being a friend and a parent.

-Crappy service from a waiter/waitress

-Stupid drivers who think they own the road.

-People who'd rather bitch than help out someone who needs guidance.
trinket
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* Le Sigh* My pet peeve is someone trying to "educate" me on my kitchen and sandwich making skills (from a basement - it's where you grow fungi) when I've spent the last 25yrs plying my trade... in food.
I don't mind opinions on sandwiches, but don't question the "Rules of Sandwich Making". It's just rude.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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I don't mind opinions on sandwiches, but don't question the "Rules of Sandwich Making". It's just rude.




I guess these rules apply all around the world then and pet peeves are not about personal opinion


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Callisto
Rocker of the cocker
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When I'm sucking dick and they pull out to cum on my tits instead of in my mouth. So annoying!
curvygalore
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Closed mindedness. And by that I don't mean ignorant; everyone's ignorant about something and everyone makes mistakes. But closing yourself off to reality and others' views and their personal reality as if it's not real or not important enough to recognize.

EDIT: lol I hope that made some kind of sense. Geez.


yep! I was going to say egomaniacs who refuse to recognise any reality outside of their own self-agrandising fantasy world...
sprite
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When I'm sucking dick and they pull out to cum on my tits instead of in my mouth. So annoying!


or cum all over my back instead of in my ass. fuckers.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Callisto
Rocker of the cocker
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or cum all over my back instead of in my ass. fuckers.


Yup! Pet peeve #2
Guest
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definitely not having the knee pads on, when I get home from work ;)