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Ever gone into something with no idea its going to end with some sex?
SereneProdigy
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My 81-year-old neighbor once invited me to eat cookies in her house...
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Quote by neverever
Ever gone into something with no idea its going to end with some sex?


My first ever interview for job.
Frank
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My first ever interview for job.


Did you get it?
Maybe a story there too.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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On the bus ride back home from my Marine Corps physical at the AAFEES station in St Louis. The bus was nearly empty and there was this hot blonde near the rear of it. She had just gotten a divorce and was moving from Texas back to Wisconsin after her husband ran around on her for her entire marriage. She thanked me for proving to her that WAS STILL attractive!

Well, ACTUALLY, it's a toss up between that one and the stewardess who gave me some nookie at 33,000 feet in the bathroom of the jet liner taking my little group to boot camp while the other stewardess kept an eye out for us.
Mr11andahalfinches
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I would have to say going to the principles office in the 12th grade... she gave me detention.. and special attention
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These days, any time I get it on with my wife. sad
Beffer
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A couple years ago, my Citrix server terminal went down in my office, and David called our IT contractor to send a geek out. After two hours in my office with me, he was so distracted, he couldn't nail down what the problem was with the terminal, so, since there was some chemistry between us, and he was pretty good-looking, I locked the door and let him nail me instead.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
A couple years ago, my Citrix server terminal went down in my office, and David called our IT contractor to send a geek out. After two hours in my office with me, he was so distracted, he couldn't nail down what the problem was with the terminal, so, since there was some chemistry between us, and he was pretty good-looking, I locked the door and let him nail me instead.


That's why I used to do such a thorough job of teaching my IT and other students sex education.


I always thought there was something super-sexy about you Bethany but I had no idea you came equipped with a Citrix server!! Damn!!
Some ladies have ALL the creature features!

Just sayin.
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
A couple years ago, my Citrix server terminal went down in my office, and David called our IT contractor to send a geek out. After two hours in my office with me, he was so distracted, he couldn't nail down what the problem was with the terminal, so, since there was some chemistry between us, and he was pretty good-looking, I locked the door and let him nail me instead.


Some IT guys get all the fun . That has never happened to me in 20 odd years doing geek work.

OTOH, as an IT manager, I'd be rather unimpressed with a contractor who couldn't fix a problem and then took the time to bang the staff instead of calling for backup. Though I suppose if he was distracted by being in the office with you and getting laid got his focus back, I could handle it.
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Some IT guys get all the fun . That has never happened to me in 20 odd years doing geek work.


Being a true nerd or a manager are two differend things of course


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1lush
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In high school a girl came by where I was working an ask me to meet her at the movies. We were looking at the banners and she grabbed my crotch. 15 minutes of meeting her for the first time we were having sex.
Meggsy
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My first experience with another girl. That awoke in me something I had never experienced before, and it still can.
As for IT geeks - I know a few and they check the My Pictures files while they are there and they soon know if there is an opportunity, particularly if they find selfies..
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Ever gone into something with no idea its going to end with some sex?


Yep - I had no idea the day that my [now husband] walked into the store I was working at, looking for steel wool, that we'd end up together - let alone having sex only weeks later.

The best sex . . . another shock. He's like worthy of the term 'sex god'.
ChuckEPoo
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
A couple years ago, my Citrix server terminal went down in my office, and David called our IT contractor to send a geek out. After two hours in my office with me, he was so distracted, he couldn't nail down what the problem was with the terminal, so, since there was some chemistry between us, and he was pretty good-looking, I locked the door and let him nail me instead.


If you ever have a computer need, I have a few certifications but he seems to have fixed your problem with a hard drive.
ChuckEPoo
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When I was 17 I did odd jobs and babysitting. I was baby sitting for the couple across the street. The came home drunk at two. He immediatly went to bed and was snoring within seconds. She was paying me and I was staring at her ample cleavage in her cocktail dress. She handed me the money but when I went to take it she wouldn't release and said, "do you like something you see?" With nothing to loose I replied, "yeah, a couple things." Not quite sure of the details after that, but she took my hand and placed it on her breast. We fucked like rabbits on her couch with her husband snoring in rhythm and her two kids asleep up stairs. It ended up to be an affair that lasted just short of a year. Thank you Mrs. Hanson where ever you are. You're in my MILF hall of fame.
perverse_cowboy
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When I was 20 I began an affair with a married woman, She had been a neighbor of my cousins and she began to invite me over to party with she and her husband, telling him that we were old friends. One night we were all drinking and watching MTV and he put some porn in the VCR, the next thing I knew he and I were spit roasting her over and over. After he passed out and they were in bed I slept on the couch, she came in and fucked me on the couch one more time.
alison90
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Yes. I accepted a lift from the father of a school friend. I was legal age, just barely. I thought he was just being nice and a bit fatherly. It turned out he was very very nice, but not feeling fatherly towards me at all. We screwed on and off for over a year before he called it off. He was feeling guilty I think.
Meggsy
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I was at a party and on a balcony alone. A guy came up behind me and said nothing, lifted my skirted and I felt his cock. I knew what was coming and let him have his way with me. Obviously he knew me and what I liked. We came together and I leaned over the balcony rail to recover and he pulled out. When I turned to thank him, he was gone and I have never learned who he was despite my efforts that night. That is probably my strangest encounter with a stranger, perhaps, but I dont think so.
NaughtyKat
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Me and my bff went to Six Flags Fright Fest in Atlanta on year,not planning on doing anything but we both met some guys there and took them back to our hotel.
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Me and my bff went to Six Flags Fright Fest in Atlanta on year,not planning on doing anything but we both met some guys there and took them back to our hotel.


DAMN another great time I missed out on!
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when I was younger I was at a party one evening and met two female room mates, I ended up taking one of them home for the night. The following night, I was fortunate enough running into the other one and she willingly spent the night with me also. On the third night, I was home when I heard a knock on my door. Upon opening it, I was surprised to see both of them standing there. They said they'd compared notes and were into sharing. That third night was a night to remember!!
ShesNaughty
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Most surprising sexual encounter...A goodbye hug ended with clothes pushed out of the way and us both cumming.
Heartofblue
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Go two I can think of.
Sat in a pub with my mates years ago and was introduced to a female workmate of his. She proceeded to latch onto me and tell me all her woes (mostly about her career prospects).
She lived round the corner for me so we shared a taxi home. She asked to come in for a cuppa, which turned out to be giving me head on my couch.


Another which took me by surprise was a call about 2am from my ex-gf one night (we were both still single).
She had been given a knock-back from a guy she'd had her eye on and was upset, and opted to wake me out of everyone she knew. So I drove the half hour to pick her up from her friend's house, intent on taking her home (she still lived with her parents). She asked me to drive her all the way to my house as she didn't want to go home yet. I offered the spare room to her but she wanted to sleep in beside me.
Promptly had better sex than we'd ever had as an actual couple, and repeated this in the morning before I took her home.
Happened once more a few weeks later, but that time we both kinda knew what was on the menu.

Can't believe how naïve I was in not reading the signals on both of these.
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I had sex with my wife last night.
It sure surprised me.
ParMach
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Back of a army truck. She was a LT and I was Sgt we were supposed to be travelling in a car but due to unexpected senior officers turning up we got bumped into the back of the support truck for the journey out to a training ground.
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