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How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?

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Quote by Beffer
There they are. You tell me...




OMG they are absolutely perfect! Are they as firm as they look?
Dancewithme
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Quote by Shylywild
I have the hardest time finding bras that fit. Depending on the bra I'm a 34B or 34C.


Perfect!
redhelmet
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4 3/4 long, 1 1/4 wide
Sholbin83
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im and average 7.5 long and nearly 4 thick.
Sholbin83
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im and average 7.5 long and nearly 4 thick.
BethLooking
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34D, a little more than a handful
Buster1959
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Does size matter? I am not huge by any means but have never been told my 6 " isn't enough.. Its all in the attitude and how you use it
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36B tits with really prominent nipples
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36B tits with really prominent nipples
clum
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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
It has been known to reach 9 inches just before blast off.


"Oh shit, I'm about to cum! Quick, get the measuring tape!"
Jimwillhavefun
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"Oh shit, I'm about to cum! Quick, get the measuring tape!"


Hey, it wasn't me that was fascinated with the size thing. When I was young, the girls just wanted to see how big they could get it. LOL. They measured, not me.

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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Hey, it wasn't me that was fascinated with the size thing. When I was young, the girls just wanted to see how big they could get it. LOL. They measured, not me.


Jimwillhavefun
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My weight, my IQ and my salary are all above average. My cock, not so much. But hey, I like it.


I see now. Sorry, didn't know. It's ok, they say it is not the size that matters but what you can do with it. I am sure with your high IQ you will figure out something.

Remember to check out a few of my stories. You can find them here.

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories


For those who like a change and prefer something a little more PG, check out my stories on Storiespace.
https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories

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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
I see now. Sorry, didn't know. It's ok, they say it is not the size that matters but what you can do with it. I am sure with your high IQ you will figure out something.


So you found my response to this thread where I actually (kind of) answer the question, and you think the reason I don’t believe that girls are so gobsmacked (no pun intended) by the size of your penis that they have to measure it right at the point of ejaculation is because I’m insecure about the below-average size of my penis?

Yeah, you’re probably right. Why else would I brag about my intelligence, earnings and... obesity?

People who say size doesn’t matter are liars. Otherwise porn wouldn’t be filled with hung guys, and we wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it, and girls wouldn’t be clambering over you at the peak of your climax with a yard stick to see how big they made it.

Have fun with your big dong, Jim.
Jimwillhavefun
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Quote by clum


So you found my response to this thread where I actually (kind of) answer the question, and you think the reason I don’t believe that girls are so gobsmacked (no pun intended) by the size of your penis that they have to measure it right at the point of ejaculation is because I’m insecure about the below-average size of my penis?

Yeah, you’re probably right. Why else would I brag about my intelligence, earnings and... obesity?

People who say size doesn’t matter are liars. Otherwise porn wouldn’t be filled with hung guys, and we wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it, and girls wouldn’t be clambering over you at the peak of your climax with a yard stick to see how big they made it.

Have fun with your big dong, Jim.


Now that we have all that pomposity out of the way. Nice to meet you. I have noticed you around the forums off and on. If you ever feel like, stop by my place and say hello. I will buy you a cup of coffee and we can talk about what women really like.

Remember to check out a few of my stories. You can find them here.

https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories


For those who like a change and prefer something a little more PG, check out my stories on Storiespace.
https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/Jimwillhavefun/stories

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Quote by Jimwillhavefun
Now that we have all that pomposity out of the way. Nice to meet you. I have noticed you around the forums off and on. If you ever feel like, stop by my place and say hello. I will buy you a cup of coffee and we can talk about what women really like.


"Pomposity".

I'll pass on the coffee and sex tips, thanks.
bisexual_freedom
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Mine is 8" inches if I get it up or 8-1/4" inches if someone successfully gets it into overdrive for me.....
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Chris; 34dd
Jo : 8"
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38C and they constantly get in the way
Rider47
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12".... course I measured from my ass out
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Minuscule, lol
Riverboy
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Tess they're gorgeous.... 7.5 inches but large around
Noforeskin
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6" long also 6" in girth, circumcised too.
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I hate cocks. Nasty things. My friend Gaynor thought she was 36C. She had them measured after she would mot fit in the cups of my new bra.
Ha Ha she is now 44DD. Got to laugh cock bitch. I'm a 36C. No your not. Ha Ha