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My missus complains that I'm only about four and a half inches when fully erect. I don't know what her issue is - I mean for Christ's sake, how wide does she want it?
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I wanted more
Other stories I'd heartily recommend (and wish I'd written myself) include:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/losing-it.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/for-my-hands-only.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/made-in-london.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/highlight-reel.aspx