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Have you ever been woken from a dead sleep by the smell of one of your own farts?
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Her Royal Spriteness
thank you for sharing.
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I tend to stay away from roadkill cafes so it's never been an issue for me.
But then again, I'm female, and we all know women don't fart.
My dogs on the other hand...
But then again, I'm female, and we all know women don't fart.
My dogs on the other hand...
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Nope, TheDevilsWeakness hit it spot on there, everyone knows women dont fart.
But thanks for sharing like Sprite said
But thanks for sharing like Sprite said
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Unfortunately this thread is a bit close to home.......
My partner Jenna woke up during the night to use the loo. I'd had a really bad stomach and broke wind several times. I have to confess that the smell was almost the worst thing that had ever entered my nostrils. I cursed when I heard Jenna wake up, exit the bed and head to the loo, but it wasn't until she returned from the loo that she got the waft of it.
She came to my side of the bed and shook me gently and said "Lucy, Lucy - wake up, we've got a gas leak!" To be honest it really did smell like that - I was very embarrassed.
My partner Jenna woke up during the night to use the loo. I'd had a really bad stomach and broke wind several times. I have to confess that the smell was almost the worst thing that had ever entered my nostrils. I cursed when I heard Jenna wake up, exit the bed and head to the loo, but it wasn't until she returned from the loo that she got the waft of it.
She came to my side of the bed and shook me gently and said "Lucy, Lucy - wake up, we've got a gas leak!" To be honest it really did smell like that - I was very embarrassed.
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I've certainly woken my wife up with both the smell and volume of mine, some while I was sleeping myself. Others while I was trying not to laugh.
I too have been woken by the smell, but to be honest, I can't recall who dealt it. And with all due deference to the above ladies that doth protest too much...well, you know.
I too have been woken by the smell, but to be honest, I can't recall who dealt it. And with all due deference to the above ladies that doth protest too much...well, you know.
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I've been woken up by my husband's. Once I could swear the dog had sh*t everywhere in our bedroom it was that bad, I couldn't find the poo.....and finally figured out where the stench came from!
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