FREEBIE LIST - top 5 men+women you would sleep with.

26 May 2014

who are the top 5 men and women you want to sleep with. Can be anyone!
please identify them so people can know who they are smile

My men -
1. Matt Bomer - if only he wasn't gay (from series White collar)
2. Ed Sheeran - singer
3. Matt Tuck - (lead singer in Bullet For My Valentine)
4. Ian Summerholder (Damon from The Vampire Diaries)
5. Robert Pattinson (Actor)

My women:
1. Hayley Williams! (lead singer of Paramore)
2. Mila Kunis (actress)
3. Katherine Moennig (plays Shane on the L Word)
* I dont have any other females.

YOUR TURN.

26 May 2014

This is from friends, right?

These are the top female celebrities I will keep fantasying until the day I day:

1. Regina Spektor (my perfect women in every sense of the word)
2. Jennifer Aniston (the second celebrity I remember having a massive crush for)
3. Elizabeth Olsen (the younger sister of the Olsen twins, she's an ethereal beauty... unlike her older sisters)
4. Olivia Munn (she can be so sexually arousing)
5. Jean Grey, from the X Men (I would name her first if she actually existed icon_biggrin

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And as for men, well, I really don't want to fuck any of these guys, but they are my man crushes, so I don't know if that counts? Anyway, I would love to ever spend some time with them, and if that means fucking them, then so be it icon_biggrin

1. Tony Romo (QB from the Dallas Cowboys)
2. Richard Ashcroft (frontman of The Verve, greatest band ever)
3. Noel Gallagher (Oasis)
4. Andre Villas-Boas (former head coach of Tottenham Hostpur)
5. Brad Pitt (he's fucking awesome, I don't care what anyone says)

30 May 2014

Ladies:
1, Lisa Scott-Lee (British singer from the band Steps)
2, Miley Cyrus (preferably when she was a brunnete, but a legal one obviously)
3, Kat Dennings (2 broke girls' Max, It's like they created the perfect woman from my thoughts)
4, Maria Sharapova (Tennis Playing stunner)
5, Olivia Wilde (chick from House, just amazing!)

Men, now i'm not gay, but I can appreciate a pretty man. I'm gonna say this is more men i'd like to look like:
1, Ryan Reynolds (duh!)
2, Vin Diesel (i'd love to be that built)
3, Mark Whalberg (same as above)
4, Peter Facinelli (from Fastlane, not Twighlight)
5..... No idea!

30 May 2014

Women:

1) Dita Von Teese
2) Christina Aguilera
3) Kat Dennings
4) Krista Allen
5) Katy Perry

Men:
1) Vin Diesel
2) Clive Owen
3) Jared Leto
4) Max Ryan
5) Cole Hauser

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5 Jun 2014

Women:
1. Angelina Jolie (really? do you have to ask?)
2. Heather Locklear (actress)
3. Susan Sarandon (actress)
4. Lisa Ann (porn star)
5. Jennifer Lawrence (actress Hunger Games)

I'm not inclined to swing that way, but if I was...
Men:
Antonio Banderas (actor)
Brad Pit (actor)
Nathan Filion (actor Castle)
Clive Owen (actor)
Pierce Brosnan (actor)

6 Jun 2014

Women:
1. Kate Middleton (Duchess of Cambridge)
2. Fiona Bruce (BBC news reader)
3. Maria Sharapova (Tennis star)
4. Samantha Cameron (British PM's wife)
5. Susan, my university roommate

Men:
1. Patrick Stewart (Actor)
2. Bill Clinton (I have had the hots for him for so long..)
3. Mr Darcy (From Pride and Prejudice)
4. Prince Harry
5. Husain Bolt

6 Jun 2014

Women:
Meg Tilly
Jennifer Lawrence
Alexandra Daddario
Tiffany Rayne
Jamie Lee Curtis (childhood crush!)

Guys:
Perry Ferrell

6 Jun 2014

Men:
1. Chris Hemsworth & Liam Hemsworth ( can I get a twofer- they are brothers..)
2. George Clooney (honest to God, he gets better looking every year)
3. David Beckham (that underwear commercial, during the Superbowl.......oh fuck..)
4. Bradley Cooper
5. Colin Firth (you can walk out of my lake any day Mr. Darcy)

Women:
1. Catherine Zeta-Jones
2. Jennifer Lawrence
3.Scarlett Johansson (cause that ass just won't quit)
4 Emma Watson
5. Christina Hendricks (I would nestle myself between those luscious breasts any day)

6 Jun 2014

Assuming this is fantasy and time has been eliminated smile

Jenny Agutter (British actress)
Suzi Quattro
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jacqueline du Pré (British cellist)
Joan Baez

Sorry, no men on my list (that's Em's department)

Ambrose

6 Jun 2014

All Women for me please.

1. A nameless lady friend here.
2. Yunjin Kim
3. Diane Lane
4. Gilian Anderson
5. Jean Butler

6 Jun 2014

all men

1-francois sagat
2-diesel washington
3-jeff stryker
4-tiger tyson
5-ty lattimore

no women but 5 transexuals

1-mariana corboda
2-suzanna holmes
3-jo garcia
4-nefertiti
5-lisa lawrence

7 Jun 2014

1) Bjork
2) Karen Gillan
3) Julianne Moore
4) Thandie Newton
5) Lucy Liu

1) Damien Lewis
2) Mr Clooney!!
3) Dave Grohl
4) Robert Downey Jr
5) Boris Johnson

14 Jun 2014

My men:
Ian Somerholder (actor - vampire diaries)
Paul Wesley (actor - vampire diaries)
Channing Tatum (actor - 21 jump street)
Tuomas Holopainen (keyboardist/songwriter of metal band Nightwish)
Sascha Gerstner (guitarist - rock band Helloween)

Ladies:
Mila Kunis (actress - Black Swan)
Zooey Deschanel (actress - New Girl)
Alison Brie (actress - Community)
Holly Willoughby (tv presenter - Dancing on Ice)
Katy Perry (Singer)

10 Aug 2023

Discounting my good husband, Mr.MC1982...

1. Jordi el nino polla (porn star)

2. Fernando Alonso

3. HG Tudor

4. Gerard Pique

5. Brad Pitt

Women:

Sabrina Spice (porn star)

Emma Watson

Jennifer Anniston

Gong Li

Michelle Yeoh

10 Aug 2023

Women:

Jennifer Lawrence
Ana de Armas
Ariana Grande
Jennifer Anniston
Mila Kunis

Men (don't swing that way, but these three might make it under the wire)

Idris Alba
Stanley Tucci
Adam Driver

Tintinnabulation - first place (Free Spirit)
Comet Q - second place (Quick and Risqué Sex)
Amnesia - third place (Le Noir Erotique)

10 Aug 2023

You said sleep w/ not fuck.

So, I'd accept cuddles from

Canelo Alvarez

Zlatan Ibrahimović

Diego Lainez

Norman Reedus
Diplo

11 Aug 2023

Quote by Ensorceled
Men (don't swing that way, but these three might make it under the wire)
Idris Alba
Stanley Tucci
Adam Driver

Haha, we have the same taste in men. Adam Driver just missed the top five. lol

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Men:

Stanley Tucci

Idris Alba

Keanu Reeves

Pau Torres

Michael B Jordan

Women:

Tilda Swinton

Natalie Dormer

Zoe Saldana

Liv Tyler

Katherine McNamara

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13 Aug 2023

Cote De Pablo

Brandi Love

Patty Loveless

Shania Twain

Fiona Dolman

Not into men but I'll play along.

Ok I tried to find one but I cannot find one that I man crush. Failed to answer the question.

13 Aug 2023

Simone Missick

Megan Thee Stallion

Rihanna

Chloe Bailey

Janelle Monae

My last published story: Good For Nothing

13 Aug 2023

Not sure about men. I don't tend to crush on male celebs, just lust after guys I meet. There's this young guy near my house that I saw working shirtless in his yard that ... yeah.

Women can be kind of variable but I'll see if I can do five.

Melissa Bonny (Swiss metal singer who could easily model as well as yodel)

Michelle Joy (lead singer of Cannons, with a body as hot as her sultry voice)

Michelle Pfeiffer (an old favourite who is still hot after all these years)

Elizabeth Hurley (my age but has held up a lot better than I have)

Brooke Shields (Also shares a birth year with me. I've been in to her since my teens and would still not turn her down today)

A poem for your enjoyment. Little something that came to me a couple days ago

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-mistake-4

14 Aug 2023

Chris Hemsworth

Viggo Mortenson

John Travolta

Idris Elba

Vin Diesel/Chris Pratt/Jason Mamoa (3-way tie)

14 Aug 2023

Quote by CarltonStJames
Simone Missick
Megan Thee Stallion
Rihanna
Chloe Bailey
Janelle Monae

Riri heart

19 Aug 2023

1. Scarlett Johanson

2. Genesis Rodriguez (Sloan from the Umbrella Academy)

3. Misty May (Olympic Beach Volleyball gold medalist )

4. Aly Reisman (Olympic Gymnist)

5. Katy Parry

19 Aug 2023

Men

Idris Elba

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Pedro Pascal

Shemar Moore

Jeff Goldblum

Women

Jessica Chastain

Diane Lane

Amy Adams

Hailey Berry

Maggie Gyllenhaal

A little bit of filth to read and/or listen to.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/filthy.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/a-gift-for-a-very-good-friend.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/date-night-1.aspx

16 Oct 2023

Men

Miles Teller - Actor

Brad Pitt - Actor

Ryan Reynolds - Fucking Deadpool

Kevin Costner (Total DILF)

Randy Orton - wrestler

Women

Jennifer Aniston - Actress

Livvy Dunne - College Gymnast

Sadie Sink - Actress

Emma Stone - Actress

Miley Cyrus - Actress/singer

25 Nov 2023

Men

Jason Mamoa

Jason Statham

Ryan Reynolds

Patrick Dempsey

Dewayne Johnson

Women

Livvy Dunne

Dove Cameron

Jennifer Lawrence

Kim Kardashian

Liv Morgan (WWE)

25 Nov 2023

Quote by CarltonStJames
Simone Missick
Megan Thee Stallion
Rihanna
Chloe Bailey
Janelle Monae

Switching out Simone Missick and Janelle Monae for Sanaa Lathan and Nia Long.

My last published story: Good For Nothing