Have you ever masturbated at work? Is this a rare or common occurrence?
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Do you masturbate at work?
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Depends what you mean by 'at work'. If you work from home and use a computer all day and have got lots and lots of porn sites bookmarked; and if you're getting fed up with grafting and want to relieve the boredomm for half-an-hour or so; what could be easier: mouse click, down with flies zipper, slacks to the floor, and relax by 'bashing the bishop'.
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Yes I have.
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Yes I have.
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Yes I have.
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Yes I have.
About once a month and without warning I become extremely horny .. which usually lasts for 2 or 3 days and during that time I really can't get enough sex. Such experiences mean I end up super horny at work and more than a few times I've used part of my breaks to sit in the ladies toilet and masturbate. Once I had to do it 3 times in a working day.
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Yes, I'm getting paid, right?!
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Tips would be swell fella! Don't you agree? Being the Jefe, we don't get that.
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I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.
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Quote by humdrum
Is this a rare or common occurrence?
When you say "common"...do you mean like more than six times a day? No, it is not a common occurrence...
But masturbating at work does make those pesky business meetings go by quicker...though it does make for awkward moments at year end review time...and don't ask me how I know that btw...
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I think you mean Jefa. And that means you're paying yourself to rub one out, dummy. Come over here, I'll hook you up with a booth where the curtain rolls up when I put quarters into a slot for you.
I meant Jefe ... Dickwad. Jefa would mean I was a female. I was referring to both of us, but I forgot to bring help for you to understand joto.
Yes, I would be paying myself. I get paid, yeah? One way or another anyway.
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The answer is yes.
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No because that just means the sex that night is that much more passionate and hot ;)
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Yes I have -- not a common occurrence but has happened often.
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yes almost every day at work, I will sneak at peek at lush and the go to the restroom for some alone time and jack off thinking of the very hot ladies of lush and would we could do together !! I love the ladies of lush !!
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Yes..everyday. I wait until everyone leaves. I even keep some toys at work.
Also, i have a leather couch in my office. Sometimes i get naked and just like to lay on it.
Also, i have a leather couch in my office. Sometimes i get naked and just like to lay on it.