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Celebrity Free Pass?

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laura
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Free pass, hall pass, allowance, the green light, call it what you will, but do you have one?

My understanding of this is if you meet your ultimate celebrity crush you would have the green light or a hall pass or free pass or an allowance from your significant other, to fuck that celebrity without repercussions.

This is just a fun thread where you can post the name and pictures of celebrities you would fuck if given a free pass. (Hypothetical I imagine for most people, but still a fun game)

I think we all know who my free pass would be. If I was given the chance, Stephen Colbert. Now I know what you're thinking and yes, I know, he's not the best looking celebrity out there. Off the top of my head I can name ten 'Hollywood types' who are better looking than he is. I don't know what it is about him, but damn I would do unspeakable things to that man.



Who is your celebrity free pass?
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Joe Manganiello of course!


browncoffee
Coco Pop
Chris 'Coldplay' Martin. I know he's older and not even that good looking but he's the kinda person who makes me love the world. And he's funny. And I imagine him talking dirty to me.
Buz
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Quote by 69Kisses96
Halle Berry



Ditto!!!
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees


JIDENNA! the man is a certified dandy and not at all like the typical guy i go for. his style, demeanour, intelligence and fresh take on music make him a total package. mmm how i long to see the other side of this "classic man"...

Say. Her. Name.
noll
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Quote by Lauradj
My understanding of this is if you meet your ultimate celebrity crush you would have the green light or a hall pass or free pass or an allowance from your significant other, to fuck that celebrity without repercussions.


I hope it would be more important to get a 'free pass' from the celebrity in question, than from one's significant other.

That said, Beyoncé by sheer looks alone, but when taking personality into account i'd say my new celebrity crush is Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie.


http://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs6311104/014972868-w900-h600/chimamanda-ngozi-adichie.jpg

Or Vintage Space vlogger Amy Shira Teitel.


https://scontent-sjc2-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/c93.0.894.894/17126991_127355714457182_3286867836596649984_n.jpg


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Hrithik Roshan



EDIT: I'm having a second. Perks of bisexuality, right?

Marion Cotillard
Stormdog
Gentleman Stranger
Quote by noll
I hope it would be more important to get a 'free pass' from the celebrity in question, than from one's significant other.


Oh come on - it's a given that any celebrity would be lucky to have a chance at one of us, isn't it? That said, and Halle Berry already quite well-represented already in these parts, I'd have to say a threesome with Diane Lane and Liv Tyler. I know, I know; what would they need me for, right?
chesh78
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Kelen Coleman. Oh, the things I'd like to learn about her...


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laura
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Quote by chesh78
Kelen Coleman. Oh, the things I'd like to learn about her...
chesh78
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That's the lady! Many thanks, Lauradj! smile
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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
All of them. why limit yourself?

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Andy37
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The Mistress of Spices, Aishwarya Rai
Burquette
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Rachel Maddow (I know, I know... Whatever; there'd have to be be gags for both of us.)
laura
Mana wahine


Justin Trudeau. Look how pretty he is!
69Kisses96
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I have some runners-up.
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I'm not hugely physically attracted to people, men in particular. So I wouldn't call it a hall pass as such, but Brendon Urie really tickles my fancy. I'll find some more.

PhilU
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Thanks to Gillianleeeza for reminding me. I grew up with a bit of a crush on Winnie Cooper (the actress is just over a year younger than me, so it's not totally weird...), and Danica McKellar has coauthored a paper titled "Percolation and Gibbs states multiplicity for ferromagnetic Ashkin–Teller models on $\mathbb{Z}^2$". What could be hotter than that?



EDIT: I had said "2 years younger", but thought maybe I should get the maths right.
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Emma Watson, Mila Kunis, Reese witherspoon to name a few.