A man was asked why he married a Sadist. He said, "Beats Me!"
The masochist said, "Hurt me!"
The sadist said, "No."
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
Some random jokes I found
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy latex catsuit and boots.
"Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing
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My friend said to me today, "you should spice up your sex life with a bit of bondage"
How the fuck can I jerk off when I'm tied up?
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Sally and Sue were discussing their sex lives.
Sue said, "Mine's OK. We get it on every week, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"
Sally replied, "It's great ever since we got into S&M."
Sue was surprised. "Really, Sally, I never would have guessed that you'd go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
looks above at picture and cracks up....ohhhh so wrong lego people
my newest :)