To be honest, all of my best experiences and memorable successes have been when they approached me and made a move. I guess mine is to be myself and wait.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
Picking up a woman in a bar for a 3 some,,, You would look great on my wife !!
Asked a waitress if she wanted a job. That led to a five year non sexual business partnership. Otherwise in bars asking for or offering a cigarette usually led to a conversation. Beyond that nothing specific, just whatever conversation starter seems appropriate.
Did you know I am a pirate? Gonna raid your booty
Only about 2 months ago, I was putting gas in my truck when an incredible woman with her ass stuffed in almost sheer leggings got out and began filling up as well. She told me "Old man, this will kill you!" To which I said, "Well let me die with my cock up your ass!" It worked. She was dead wrong. It didn't kill me!
My double question was: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Please?"
Her response was "Certainly, if you're wearing boxers and bringing a bottle of champagne."
So began a most wonderful relationship.
My most successful pick up line ever was “Would you like me to decorate your lounge?” I certainly got her into bed but I never did decorate her lounge. In fact she decorated mine but that’s another story.
One Friday night, in the spring of 1971, at a dance sponsored by the American Legion, I put my arm around a young lady and told her, "You're my date for the rest of the night." And we've now been married for forty-nine years.
I've had a lot of sex outside of marriage over the years. I don't know if I had a "line" that I used. Many of these women were coworkers. I had several I met elsewhere. I would begin with conversation. Eventually, I stopped going after new women and just called gals I already had a relationship with.
"Hey Baby lets go to my place. I got a case of cold beer in the fridge and I can grill up some brats." I live in a rural area in the midwest and trust me it works most of the time. Of course you have to come through with the brats and beer. In the winter I may switch out the brats for chilli.
“Yes. Gladly!”
Like hopp3r, I don’t make a move until the moves are made on me. 0% chance of rejection!
