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Worst Place to Pop a Boner

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BornyHouseHusband
Advanced Wordsmith
At school picking up the kids with all the hot yummy mummies there
WickedShads
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My ex-wife's house....
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
SydneySider
Candy Connoisseur
swimming at your parents house, while the whole family is there..and someone asks you to help them with something which requires you getting out..god I hate my dick sometimes...
TraceyAmes
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Quote by charl1e5
My worst one was during a job interview with my prospective manager, it was a woman and really hot! tight top and slit skirt, not sure if she noticed but I got the job


I presume you were going for a senior management position being the Head Job? Or was it as a laborer working at a wind farm. It would have been a Blow Job then.
WickedShads
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Quote by beowulf69
When you first meet your girlfriend's parents.


Especially when it's the mom that did it to you.....
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
tellme001
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when i was 19 my family had a picnic with all the aunts , uncles, ect. my then 17 year old cousin who was every younge mans dream, came running over to my chair sat on my lap she was a tease and knew how you excited. I couldn't help my self and i know she could feel it because she keep grinding down on it .when she did get up I had to pull my chair and my self under the table for a good 20 min.
MissyLuvsYa
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This thread is hilarious! Thanks guys!!!!!!
Guest
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While playing the "naked chef" in the kitchen!
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Kim Jong Il's funeral...Birthday clown job interview...Hang gliding anywhere...Rope climb in gym class...Showering in gym class...Bed Bath and Beyond towel model (Martha Stewart Collection)
Frank
Classified
Receiving an award from the Queen while it is being televised nationally!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
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Funeral of an ex- you hated

Chuck-e-cheese birthday party

waiting in line for Haunted Mansion Disneyland

Bingo parlor

Tuxedo rental fitting

Watching Richard Simmons "Sweating with the Oldies" video

Proctologist's waiting room

Bass fishing with the buddies

Filling out your tax forms

Greeting the new vicar, priest, minister
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In class or at work, which has happened more then once to yours truly.