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Why do guys jack off?

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Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!
I would assume for the same reason women do.

They have needs, and there isn't always someone around to relieve them.

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The short answer is because it feels good. The other answer is why not.
Boredom, mostly.
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Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!


I don't get your question.

Who doesn't masturbate?

I can't fathom not masturbating. My husband told me he never bothered ( when we started dating) but years later - then married and while he was deployed - he told me he did, a lot, because he missed me - I thought that was the sweetest most awesome thing.

So honestly - who wouldn't and why not ?
this is, honestly, one of the strangest questions i've ever heard - masturbation is normal. i'd be more likely to ask why wouldn't someone jack off.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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this is, honestly, one of the strangest questions i've ever heard - masturbation is normal. i'd be more likely to ask why wouldn't someone jack off.


Because I don't have a penis...there, I said it! I'm so ashamed.

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Because I don't have a penis...there, I said it! I'm so ashamed.


jack off, jill off, same difference, silly smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Cause Sprite made me do it!
We do it to keep our hands busy. "Idle hands are the devil's playthings," you know.
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Because I don't have a penis...there, I said it! I'm so ashamed.


It's okay. You can borrow mine and jack it all you like.
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It's okay. You can borrow mine and jack it all you like.


I have one I keep on standby.

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stress relief, headache cure, boredom, horny, feels good, saw my neighbors side boob and just had to. the list is endless!
goodness the simpler question would be for what reason don't guys jack off

it can be as simple as some guys said just boredom but for me besides it feels damn good the best other reason is it is the best cure for insomnia ever

besides jacking off and ejaculation are the best things for a guys prostate health besides regular sex
because we can
Wow...really?
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Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!


Because the alternatives are either not available or not worth the cost.
My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
well cause no body here to help me!!!
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Oh dear lord facepalms



Why?
Why do guys facepalm??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!

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Uh...here's a list. XD

1. It feels good.
2. It's relaxing.
3. It helps pass the time.
4. What else can you do if you're horny, and there's no one else around? lol
Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? Why do birds sing?....etc....etc....
Its the best toy any boy was given so why not play with it?
it feels good
My wife asked me this. She asked why do I feel the need to jack off when I am around?

Sort answer was, my hand never says no. You on the other hand, never say yes.
What honest person doesnt? I sure do!
I have an excuse tho,its called Lush!
It helps me relax and de-stress!
It is probably the most expedient way to ejaculate, more so when alone. And guys like to ejaculate. Imagine that?!?!?!?!?