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Why do guys jack off?

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it feels good
I jack off because my wife gets turned on watching me.
my wife love watching me jack off gets her more horny
No one told me that we were required to give an explanation. I guess the reason is boredom mostly and it feels good.
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A couple of reasons...

1- Not having a partner available.

2- I was told by more than one doctor that if I don't have a sex life with someone else I need to masturbate for prostate health. She explained that if you don't the tubes get plugged up and masturbation is much preferable to having a roto rooter done on me!

3- A friend told me he dates 'The Palm Princess'... She never says no and never has a headache!
Why do women finger themselves?
I’ve got a woman but sometimes I’m in the mood and she’s not, so I jack off. And it’s such a great feeling - that’s how we all started isn’t it?
The physiological reason is this. The mans prostate produces seaman and stores it. After awhile a man needs a release. This is why men jack off, marries or not.
The romantic bi guy.

Stay horny my friend.
As Woody Allen once said, “masturbation is just having sex with the person you know best, i.e. yourself.” Why not, it feels ? great.
I just love how threads get dusted off every year or two, esp. ones where the OP is likely long gone.

As for me, multiple reasons. Sometimes it's relief, sometimes it's for fun, sometimes it's just something to do with my hands.


Some days, if you want the job done properly, you have to do it yourself.

The same reason women rub off!
Because our arms are long enough to reach, 'nuff said.
Sometimes you have to empty your balls and no girls are around to help.
I do it to release tension and anxiety. When I have caught a girlfriend cheating, I masturbated whilst discovering the texts not because the thought of her with someone else was a turn on but as a way to cure anxiety.

Sometimes I get angry and need to do it to calm down. Sometimes for sleep.

Any and all reasons basically!
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Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!


Who says they do?
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There is nothing like feeling that build up of my cum and my whole body starting to tremble and breath heavy with the anticipation I will ejaculate a bunch of cum. Each squirt can not be explained as it exits my cock. The more squirts the better. I've gotten up to 5 on occasion which almost makes me pass out.
BECAUSE WE CAN! tHQT'S WHY OUR ARMS AND HANDS END EXACTLY WHERE OUR COCKS ARE!!!
Mostly because it feels good. My wife isn't as sexual as i am so i do it because of that reason too. i kinda feel like i have to when my cock gets hard. Everyone does it and it feels good i'm sure. It does relax me before work and other events in my life. Just do it, ok, if you don't already.
I do it for fame and fortune! One day, I'm going to get the high score and millions around the world will revel in celebration and adulation. I will be written about fondly in history books, monuments will be erected in my honor, people will name their pets and offspring after me, every detail of everything I've ever owned - from my socks to an old used tissue - will be scrutinized for clues to my mysterious supreme abilities, there will be thousands of franchised training camps under my logo, but they will all be empty and eventually go bankrupt, because...

You wouldn't guess it, but the OP is/was/will be from the future. And in the future, jacking off is futile and pointless because no one will ever come close to doing it as magnificently as I have, so the rest of you might as well all just give up.


Don't believe everything that you read.

Is this a troll question, or something? Guys jack off because it feels good, duh. If you want a more analytical answer, because it releases endorphins. Both during the act, and at the moment of climax.

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My hornyness builds day by day, after a while I feel so pent up and stressed i need to whack off to chillout.
honestly it just feels good, why wouldn't we jerk off?
We, guys don'y have a choice. We are designed to keep sperm fresh and ready for deployment in order to procreate. Sperm start dying in ball sack after a fairly short time. Remeber a female drops 1 egg. A guy produces millions of sperm over and over.
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Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!

It de stresses me and its fun. Its better at night and helps sleep
To relieve sexual urge, to satisfy a horny feeling, it feels good, reduces stress, the moment of orgasm released endorphin hormones to the brain giving a huge surge of positive delight...... The list really is extensive.
Because it feels great and having a wife that doesn’t have any sexual desires left, what choice do I have?
It's either that or let the semen build up kill us. A partner will not always be available.

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It Feels SO great to jerk off especially as it builds up to shooting a big load of warm CUM*