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Who thinks this guy is the luckiest in the world?

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simplyjohn
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Nope .. one way or the other I dont see him getting out of that room alive.
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Nope, we must have very different fantasies...
ZigDust
Active Ink Slinger
Some hot women, but I'm not into guns.
Bipeep
Advanced Wordsmith
I hope he can perform to their expectations, he could be in trouble!
busterx4x
Advanced Wordsmith
To me, there is nothing erotic or sexy about guns. I'd run the other way.
miketabcdefg
Advanced Wordsmith
No, I prefer my women to be brandishing knives and wearing 'I love Lorena Bobbitt' t-shirts.
I mean, are you mad!

But if they ask, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Make sure you answer gun, put your hand in your pocket, make it look cocked (pun intended) and back out of the room slowly.



PS. Prompted me to look up what's happened to the Bobbitts. Seems she's dated a bunch of guys, though I expect the knives in the house are blunt, if they even have a kitchen. And more inexplicably it improved his sex life despite being a serial abuser, and was even in two pornos - great names - John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut, and Frankinpenis.
Lorena
John
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Someone should tell David Beckham that his wife is cheating on him.
WanKaDDict
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You must have noticed that he is still dressed, he must be gay so not lucky cos he's only got hot women in there..
SereneProdigy
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Quote by Liz
Someone should tell David Beckham that his wife is cheating on him.


LOL
Guest
Lurker
Okay let me re fraise this question minus the guns who thinks he's the luckiest guy?
Unknown User
Women naked holding items that can kill you

no his time is limited ..

And yeah what is posh spice doing there lmao
Manmoirs
Advanced Wordsmith
Didn't he allegedly beat up a woman in a club recently?
JefferyB
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Two at a time is my limit ... I think those women would most likely turn on each other ... Hummm, that sounds like a plot for a triple-X movie.
noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Guns, and the love for them, are a major turn-off.


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ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
Sorry, I'll have to say no. Glocks and cocks don't work for me. Seems like an add to join the NRA. I really don't seek a room full of heavily armed women.
Guest
Lurker
Just wondering what he had to pay them to pose?
grandad8u2
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Quote by MrFrost
Okay let me re fraise this question minus the guns who thinks he's the luckiest guy?


The guns I'd like to have; they're safe. Those women would definitely kill me. Lucky he has them and not me.
marriedbeachguy
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well maybe not THE luckiest but he's having a heck of a day!!
grandad8u
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I'd definitely want some of those myself (the guns, of course).
James1992
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Dan Bilzerian is my idol. Purely because he is lucky to live his lifestyle