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Which One Are You?

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I won't lie, I am a Button, but I have never had any complaints before, during or after a relationship.
Ribbed - but it is medical fact that the average size of the human erect penis is 5.5" long. I don't know where this chart came from, but it irks me a bit, in just the same way that women are irked by size 0 models, who are six feet tall. My length is average. No one has ever complained about it being too small, or too short. Besides, that's why I have a tongue and fingers. smile
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
I would say ribbed. ;)


Isn't the unicorn a cousin of the donkey?
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
A smaller version of the anteater..
Ribbed donkey dick, I guess. Why do you ask?
Sexual innuendo? I can keep it up all night.
Ribbed/Curved
Donkey ..... I'm a legend in my own mind!!!

Have you ever had an "Airgasm"? Take a sexy ride in a hot air balloon and enjoy the view from a mile high.

Mile High Club in a Balloon
Definitely a ribbed smile
"The sun always sets,
The moon always falls,
It feels like the end,
Just pay no mind at all,
Keep rolling, rolling,
Life must go on"
When it's hard it looks just like the ribbed. When it's not it looks just like the button.
ribbed, straight and thick.....
between ribbed n donkey dick
Ribbed with a lil curve.
I guess anteater
I think i got the ribbed one
I guess an anteater/ribbed mixture
A grower for sure! May be in a small package normally, but definitely extends properly
have to say this ol farts a button.
I would say Ribbed, but you can check and let me know you think.
Ribbed is closest and it's for her pleasure too biggrin