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My husband just told me he used my panties to cum in the other day... damn it! They'll never be soft again!
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Where do you cum after masturbation?
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Quote by XicanaGirl
My husband just told me he used my panties to cum in the other day... damn it! They'll never be soft again!
Yea.. but just think when you put those particular panties on again, they make you soft and wet ;)
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When I masturbate, I just enjoy myself and cum all over. On my hand, on my body, and sometimes (accidentally) even on surfaces nearby. I prefer to just savor the orgasm and worry about clean up later, not to mention that it can be hard to aim when the muscles in my abs and legs are flexing in sporadic euphoria. Plus, like sex, making the mess is half the fun.
In high school I remember a guy claiming that he could cum so hard that he could hit the ceiling. Seemed a little excessive to me but hey, whatever it takes to get you over the edge I guess, haha.
In high school I remember a guy claiming that he could cum so hard that he could hit the ceiling. Seemed a little excessive to me but hey, whatever it takes to get you over the edge I guess, haha.
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Doesn't matter as long as I get to eat it.
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Hand.Can see how much and easier to lick it up ,keeping in practice for cum filled pussy or cleaning cum covered tits.
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On my gut.
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Love doing it whilst wearing my wife's knickers
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If I'm on the moon I like to cum straight in to space....
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Depends. If I’m wanking on my back it spurts over my belly and I like the feel of it trickling down my side. Often I masturbate standing so it goes on the floor. In the boys toilets back at school I contributed to the many semen stains boys before me had left on the cubicle walls. In the men’s restroom at work I can aim so it all goes down the pan and leaves no trace. Once, but only once, masturbating kneeling in front of my laptop watching porn I came all over the keyboard.
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Depends. If I’m wanking on my back it spurts over my belly and I like the feel of it trickling down my side. Often I masturbate standing so it goes on the floor. In the boys toilets back at school I contributed to the many semen stains boys before me had left on the cubicle walls. In the men’s restroom at work I can aim so it all goes down the pan and leaves no trace. Once, but only once, masturbating kneeling in front of my laptop watching porn I came all over the keyboard.
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Where ever it lands! Can be on me, the floor, the shower drain, the shower wall, her ass, been too many places to recall!
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Usually on the floor under my desk.... luckily I have a carpet protector thing so it's easy to clean up 
Sometimes in a sock, sometimes in my hand, too...
Sometimes in a sock, sometimes in my hand, too...
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Always in a cup or in my hand so I can drink it up immediatly. Dont knock it till you try it
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on my stomach, when i masturbare lying on bed
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Always in a cup or in my hand so I can drink it up immediatly. Dont knock it till you try it
I cum in a cup too! Or I just suck my cum out of a condom, swallowing every drop, then reuse it for a second load!
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Nothing fancy here: usually into the boxers that i was wearing. (I don't want to go through the hassle of cleaning the mess of of my floor)
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Quote by FilipHaltatowel or chest ..sometimes I I'll lay on the ground with legs pointing up and cock pointing down at face and enjoy a facial..yummy
What do you prefer?
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I usually shoot on my chest, though I have cybered with a few people that liked seeing me cum in glass.
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On the gusset of the panty. I love it.
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I am still a shooter so usually on chest, if sitting on my other hand, then lick it up.
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Usually a tissue. Sometimes into my hand, sometimes I'll flip over so I can shoot directly into my mouth from a few inches away. Once in a while onto my chest and belly.
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Always in a cup or in my hand so I can drink it up immediatly. Dont knock it till you try it
Exactly Cindy, don't like to waste any of that luscious juice. Nice pics, from an old guy's perspective.
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Most of the time I cum in the dirty laundry hamper. I try to aim for the dirty panties. Some belong to the wife, some are mine.
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Either in my hand to lick it up OR all over myself so I can run it into my cock and balls.
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I'm terrible at planning ahead at times, so you'll often find me jerkily reaching out in vain for some sort of cloth near me, right as I feel the telltale pulsing of an irrepressible orgasm. But when i can reach in time, I spray my vanilla cream into that day's laundry and toss it all away.
But when I'm really in the mood to spoil myself, there's nothing like shooting myself all across the face and bod with a swollen load ;)
But when I'm really in the mood to spoil myself, there's nothing like shooting myself all across the face and bod with a swollen load ;)
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I generally wind up coming on my cock, pubic areas, and balls....and, of course, then I have to lick it off my fingers and hands cleaning myself. Why waste a good load down the toilet?
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usually on my stomach, chest, & hand....sometimes in the shower