When you get yourself off . . .

Quote by SeanBravo
Great question. First off, I don’t really regard it as a mess but some people do. If I am alone I prefer to stroke my cock until ribbons of cum explode across my stomach and chest (I have yet to give myself a facial, but wouldn’t it be nice). If it’s time for bed I typically just let the cum drip off my body and let the sheets impregnant themselves with my seed. Sometimes I do clean-up: I’m travelling for business tonight and after my meetings but before dinner I felt horny so I masturbated. My cum, as usual, smothered my stomach. I cleaned my belly off with a towel then got dressed for dinner.

Quote by Magical_felix


I hope you leave the chambermaids a large tip you disgusting fuck.

Quote by naughtyannie


When I worked in a hotel one summer we were warned about this sort of thing. Couples often made the most mess of sheets, of course.

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Couples fuckin' is one thing, a sick bastard rolling around in his jizz and rubbing it into the sheets and then just putting clothes on to go to dinner is another. Goddammit.