Active Ink Slinger
or what is it like to have male genitalia?
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What's the best thing about being a guy?
Active Ink Slinger
I think berth (having not to) is one amazingly great advantage
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Best thing about being a guy? Not having to spend a lot of money on shoes comes to mind...
There are other things...
There are other things...
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Active Ink Slinger
No worries of pregnancy !
Active Ink Slinger
The world is our toilet!
...it's just a little illegal is all... sometimes. like, on bourbon street for mardi gras.
my asshole buddy shoulda TOLD me there was a mounted cop 10 feet away!
...it's just a little illegal is all... sometimes. like, on bourbon street for mardi gras.
my asshole buddy shoulda TOLD me there was a mounted cop 10 feet away!
Constant Gardener
Takes me about 30 minutes or less to wake up from a deep sleep, shower, groom and dress for any occasion...and look like a million bucks. Or a million old bux.
That's always been pretty damned nice. Add a hangover to that and it gets dicey, better stretch it to 90 minutes. I might put on brown and black stockings with different loafers if I'm not careful.
That's always been pretty damned nice. Add a hangover to that and it gets dicey, better stretch it to 90 minutes. I might put on brown and black stockings with different loafers if I'm not careful.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
It is great having a dick. I have sex or masturbate about three times a day every single day of my life. That is more than a thousand episodes of maximum pleasure per year.
We men are able to appreciate a woman in a bikini, or a naked woman. Given a choice, if there is re-incarnation, you would come back as bloke every time.
We men are able to appreciate a woman in a bikini, or a naked woman. Given a choice, if there is re-incarnation, you would come back as bloke every time.
Advanced Wordsmith
Honestly, I have too many bi female friends to agree with some of the other guys on here. I think the only advantage is we don't have to use dildos to fuck a girl. Beyond that, my friends appreciate a naked or bikinied or a sexily dressed girl just as much as a guy, if not more. Mind, I have to agree that it does take less time in the morning. As for emotions, guys just hide it better. They have to.
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So you can maintain the lifestyle that insults this family's existence"
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Active Ink Slinger
I can roll out of bed and throw something on, and no one really cares.
Cogent Sensualist
Being able to relax and just be myself. Society holds women to a high standard of grace, poise, appearance, modesty, decorum, etc. As a guy, while it's not exactly enouraged and not something I always exercise, I can wear 5 year old clothes that may be slightly wrinkly, tell dirty jokes, walk alone, use the wrong utensil, and even do a simple 'brush and go' with my hair and I'm not going to stand out as being exceptionally bad. Even a little scratch, pick, or release of gas is 'just being a guy'. I honestly don't know how women deal with all that all the time.
On the negative side (not that you asked), is that we have to put our egos on the line everytime we meet a woman. Women generally are the ones who are approached and so you get to say "no" or "maybe", while we have to make the approach (often to the woman and some of her friends) and risk getting shot down. Not as easy or as much fun as you might think.
On the negative side (not that you asked), is that we have to put our egos on the line everytime we meet a woman. Women generally are the ones who are approached and so you get to say "no" or "maybe", while we have to make the approach (often to the woman and some of her friends) and risk getting shot down. Not as easy or as much fun as you might think.
Quote by WorkAlone
As a guy, while it's not exactly enouraged and not something I always exercise, I can wear 5 year old clothes that may be slightly wrinkly, tell dirty jokes, walk alone, use the wrong utensil, and even do a simple 'brush and go' with my hair and I'm not going to stand out as being exceptionally bad.
I was just reading this, and thinking I do all these things!!
Active Ink Slinger
Makes it easier to pee anywhere I want.
Impressive hard ons are quite empowering!!!
But the best thing about being a guy is the feeling you get just before you fuck a beautiful girl who you know is dying for you to have her.... Usually at the moment when she raises her bottom so you can take her knickers off.... Bliss on a lot of levels!!!
xx SF
But the best thing about being a guy is the feeling you get just before you fuck a beautiful girl who you know is dying for you to have her.... Usually at the moment when she raises her bottom so you can take her knickers off.... Bliss on a lot of levels!!!
xx SF
Cogent Sensualist
Quote by MMonroeQuote by WorkAlone
As a guy, while it's not exactly enouraged and not something I always exercise, I can wear 5 year old clothes that may be slightly wrinkly, tell dirty jokes, walk alone, use the wrong utensil, and even do a simple 'brush and go' with my hair and I'm not going to stand out as being exceptionally bad.
I was just reading this, and thinking I do all these things!!
Good for you! I've been told many many times that women "just can't" do these things (at least not in public) and I always thought it was sad.
Constant Gardener
It's almost always acceptable for a man to reach down and adjust himself, in public.
After several years practice, I've perfected my own Picard Maneuver, in this regard. You won't really notice that I've just adjusted, right in front of your eyes.
After several years practice, I've perfected my own Picard Maneuver, in this regard. You won't really notice that I've just adjusted, right in front of your eyes.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Wild at Heart
Balls, our inner strength comes from our balls even though they hang tight on the outside, it's ironic.
