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I'am a woman ha ha and I'am always hearing what the woman wants for surprises: Flowers, tendernes, to be held all night, romantic latin phrases, let her come first.
But as a woman I'am getting very tired of this steriotypical view, I really really want to know as a man how and what things would you like your woman to surprise you with, what could I do for my partner that you guy's would like from a woman.
whoooooooooooooooooshhhhh ok go for it guy's hee hee
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Make me a bacon sandwich, bring me a beer, and shut the fuck up while I watch the football game smile
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ha ha ha Heay as long as get a bacon butty ( got to be smokey bacon and Hp brown sauce) as well and a we share a beer together haha that was a good laugh lol
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Bottle of booze and lingerie...
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ha ha ha Heay as long as get a bacon butty ( got to be smokey bacon and Hp brown sauce) as well and a we share a beer together haha that was a good laugh lol


Yes. Yes, of course, I was joking.

Seriously, though. Guys are easy to please. Feed us - and not salad, for Christ's sake, unless it's potato salad or macaroni salad or bacon salad - and don't ask us to do stupid shit when the Jaguars are on TV. That's all we ask. Oh, and don't bitch when we leave our dishes on the coffee table after the bacon sandwich is all gone.

Unless you're willing to invite your hot sister into a threesome with us. That would be even better than bacon. Just set it up so it doesn't interfere with the Jaguars in TV.
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Ok Durrash ha ha a cold macaroni salad just sounds plain disgusting haha unless is had grated cheese and onions and herbs in it. Me being from the Uk who are the 'Jaguars', as that is the only car I would Luv, luv, Lourve ha ha.
As regards to leaving a plate on the table that is fine with me as long as all that pampering got me a big O by the end of the night ha ha.
I do have some sister's but I know I'm much hotter than them haha lol
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Are you serioulsy in IllFracombe Durrasch I drove past there once from or on my way back form Cornwall or Angelsey
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Ok Durrash ha ha a cold macaroni salad just sounds plain disgusting haha unless is had grated cheese and onions and herbs in it. Me being from the Uk who are the 'Jaguars', as that is the only car I would Luv, luv, Lourve ha ha.
As regards to leaving a plate on the table that is fine with me as long as all that pampering got me a big O by the end of the night ha ha.
I do have some sister's but I know I'm much hotter than them haha lol


The Jaguars are an American football team, from Jacksonville, Florida.

I love cold pasta salad.

I would be more than happy to give you as many big Os as you could handle.

And I'm OK with you being hotter than your sisters - invite them all and we can have a real party.

I am not really in Illfracombe. That just happens to be the name of a song I really like. Check it out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXkiV1t9aw0

"This summer I'm gonna get us a motorbike
To ride us up to Illfracombe and over to Raven's Cliff"
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I think that sexual aggression from one's girl is, for me, always a pleasant surprise. Not so much the 'mundane' trade off of who initiates things on a given day, but the more rare "tackle me and have your way with me" kind of aggression or the "dress so hot I can't stop drooling" unsubtle seduction. It's one of those things that lets me know she's as crazy about me as I am about her.
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I think that sexual aggression from one's girl is, for me, always a pleasant surprise. Not so much the 'mundane' trade off of who initiates things on a given day, but the more rare "tackle me and have your way with me" kind of aggression or the "dress so hot I can't stop drooling" unsubtle seduction. It's one of those things that lets me know she's as crazy about me as I am about her.


Well, that would explain my hubbie's reaction when I showed up at his office on his birthday one year wearing stockings, heels, an overcoat and my birthday suit. He seemed pleased.
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Hmmm...sports and me get along well enough that I'm usually enjoying a Bruins game with him (we're not quite there yet, next year, Cup or bust!) so that's not much of a surprise. Once I surprised him by taking him to a "guy's lunch" at Hooter's with wings, beer, ogling of the waitresses then took him back to his office where I locked his door as we went in and took him right there.
He was quite pleasantly surprised.
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Durrasch has the right idea.
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I'am a woman ha ha and I'am always hearing what the woman wants for surprises: Flowers, tendernes, to be held all night, romantic latin phrases, let her come first.
But as a woman I'am getting very tired of this steriotypical view, I really really want to know as a man how and what things would you like your woman to surprise you with, what could I do for my partner that you guy's would like from a woman.
whoooooooooooooooooshhhhh ok go for it guy's hee hee



I love it when she is just so freakin horny she can't hide it anymore...and she starts getting hotter and hotter, then starts talking naughtier and naughtier...Oh yeh and ladies tell us about your wetness we love hearing about "you make me so wet". Then you get on top...Oh baby go girl! Then you roll us over together with the Oscar Meyer weiner mobile never leaving the garage...and command us "now fuck me"!

Wait...stand by...there is an announcement...Elvis has left the building and is heading for a warm soapy shower!
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I like it when she brings me food.

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My sweet GF surprises me and works her magic while she climbs ontop of me, she is so amazingsmile As previously mentioned, most guys just want some TLC at times, a bit of loving and caring! Its like all of us men and women just some respectable TLC!

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I like it when she brings me food.



Subtle
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Bottle of booze and lingerie...


am I meant to send the man I love some lingerie in the post wow can you imagine......................... mmmmmm very sexy for a man to receive lingerie in the post for the man's lover
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woken up in the morning with a blowjob. The girl initiates the sex.
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I have done that before haha aroused a sleepy partner very early hee hee honeybee von tease haha lol
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it's only happened to me once so far and i loved it.
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Finding Tech Goddess naked and sitting atop a table, wearing a smile.
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Finding Tech Goddess naked and sitting atop a table, wearing a smile.


it's only happened to me once so far and i loved it.
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Finding Tech Goddess naked and sitting atop a table, wearing a smile.


it's only happened to me once so far and i loved it.


I don't ever recall sitting on your table naked Durrasch...lol.

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Finding Tech Goddess naked and sitting atop a table, wearing a smile.


it's only happened to me once so far and i loved it.


I don't ever recall sitting on your table naked Durrasch...lol.


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Finding Tech Goddess naked and sitting atop a table, wearing a smile.


it's only happened to me once so far and i loved it.


I don't ever recall sitting on your table naked Durrasch...lol.


It's one of those times when people block traumatic memories, probably.
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I don't ever recall sitting on your table naked Durrasch
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Experimental sex!!!!!!!!!!!
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coming home after working nights and finding my wife dressed to kill and ready for to die for sex session.