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what if you had a cunt??

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Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by hopp3r
I would see how far I could launch a ping pong ball.


I've personally seen that done.
ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
I'd probably make a mess until I figured out I needed to sit down to pee.
HotWife4U
Madam Carol
Quote by ChuckEPoo
Probably start screaming at my doctor. "You fucking idiot, it was suppose to be a knee replacement!"


If you had a vagina, I'm getting a boyfriend.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
release it back into the wild.

Say. Her. Name.
thomas61
Active Ink Slinger
If I had a cunt
Another hole at the front
I would hope the cunt would come with tits
So I could go shopping for a bra that fits

Because then I would be a female
And treat my pussy as the holy grail
One question though, in terms of attraction
Would I really go for male action ?

For that my brain would also have to change
So new cunt + new tits + new brain, please arrange
Or keep my brain, it still functions well
I will buy a strapon, to fuck my belle

So honestly speaking, I am happy with my dick
It works well, and seems to do the trick
To have a cunt, for me has no appeal
My dick and my balls, for me the real deal

Imagine a cunt, the care that it requires
The shaving and trimming, let alone the monthly fires
The wining and dining, the chocolate and flowers
And “communicating” for hours and hours

To get a dick going, it doesn’t need much
A smile, a kiss, and a very soft touch
And ready for action, no need for the brain
It stands to attention, my proud fleshy cane

Oh ladies, oh ladies, how much I thee pity
Brain + emotions, a cunt is managed by committee
In one thing however, your cunt clearly surpasses
The smell and the wetness, conveniently close to your asses.
simar
The Engineer
Quote by thomas61
If I had a cunt
Another hole at the front
I would hope the cunt would come with tits
So I could go shopping for a bra that fits

Because then I would be a female
And treat my pussy as the holy grail
One question though, in terms of attraction
Would I really go for male action ?

For that my brain would also have to change
So new cunt + new tits + new brain, please arrange
Or keep my brain, it still functions well
I will buy a strapon, to fuck my belle

So honestly speaking, I am happy with my dick
It works well, and seems to do the trick
To have a cunt, for me has no appeal
My dick and my balls, for me the real deal

Imagine a cunt, the care that it requires
The shaving and trimming, let alone the monthly fires
The wining and dining, the chocolate and flowers
And “communicating” for hours and hours

To get a dick going, it doesn’t need much
A smile, a kiss, and a very soft touch
And ready for action, no need for the brain
It stands to attention, my proud fleshy cane

Oh ladies, oh ladies, how much I thee pity
Brain + emotions, a cunt is managed by committee
In one thing however, your cunt clearly surpasses
The smell and the wetness, conveniently close to your asses.



Bravo Bravo
Guest
Lurker
I would find a lesbian lover to show it to.
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Quote by PanJinlian


You wouldn't smuggle plutonium for very long though. There's not enough room for suitable shielding up there you know- you'd be dead from the radiation poisoning in very short order.


In that case, I'd traffic Asian prostitutes into Europe in my vagina.

Don't believe everything that you read.
1lush
Active Ink Slinger
Have a mattress attached to my back.
mranonymous7
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by simar
What would you do if you had a cunt..pretty simple.
...maybe the term 'cunt' needs to be defined...a pussy is a sex organ...a 'cunt' is who has them....
luvtobpegged
Advanced Wordsmith
I would own the world! I'd also get as much cock as I could handle!
luvtobpegged
Advanced Wordsmith
I would own the world! I'd also get as much cock as I could handle!
Regello77
Active Ink Slinger
I think I'd be a whore ! Gang Bangs with spunk spurted all over me . I'm not attracted to men , but maybe Ladyboys would oblige , or ladies into pegging with a strapon .
Imabadboi66
Active Ink Slinger
I would enjoy it, I fantasize about having a pussy and seeing a lot of male action in it.
monainohio
Active Ink Slinger
if I had a pussy I let any man fuck me and have some sort of sex toy in me when I don't have a cock doing and cumming in my pussy (I would love to have a pussy instead of a cock)
St_Crispins_Day
Active Ink Slinger
I have often fantasised about having a vagina and being fucked and having someone ejaculate inside me. I find the vulnerability, being dominated and being a vessel for someone's sexual satisfaction extremely arousing. The notion of feeling an erect penis penetrating my vagina, sliding in and out of me and pouring semen into my body is incredibly erotic.
Quote by Freddie Mercury
My soul is painted like the wings of butterflies
Fairy tales of yesterday grow and never die
I can fly
The show must go on.
latecomer91364
Active Ink Slinger
Could I keep my penis as well? Maybe be a hermaphrodite? That way I could fuck myself (hell, people are always telling me to do that anyway).

If pussy only, I would immediately miss my penis, but would play around with my new genitalia, get to know it and find the joy in it. (have my first DP!).
GMOFLEISURE
Active Ink Slinger
If I'm reading this correctly I'd be a 62 y/o hermaphrodite. Not sure how that would work out. But, were I to wake up with surprise parts one morning I'd certainly try using them.
Guest
Lurker
if i had a pussy that would give me a other hole for men to use. Of course I already have an ass pussy that i dish out as much as possible.
kayeal
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Jaques
I have often fantasised about having a vagina and being fucked and having someone ejaculate inside me. I find the vulnerability, being dominated and being a vessel for someone's sexual satisfaction extremely arousing. The notion of feeling an erect penis penetrating my vagina, sliding in and out of me and pouring semen into my body is incredibly erotic.




That is my dream too
Guest
Lurker
I would imagine I would take as much cock as I could with it.
always1234
Advanced Wordsmith
I would get one of those clit sucking toys and experiment with various dildos. I would, of course, want to get fucked by a guy and have someone eat my pussy. Honestly, this is the thing I would wish for if I only had one wish.