I had a cousin hook me up on a double date with her roommate when we were brand new freshman at college. The roommate was a really good looking blonde that had won some beauty pageants and was supposedly very religious. My cousin had told me her roommate had been badly wanting to go out with me. My cousin, her boyfriend, and the roommate and I went to a movie, everything was good so far. After the movie they asked me to get some beer for us all, we were all just 18 at the time. I was able to get us beer. The 3 of them, not used to drinking beer seemed to get drunk very quickly. We drove down to the river and my cousin and her bf went and sat on a rock to make out. The blonde roomie started kissing all on me. We were sitting on another rock by the river, soon she straddled me and took her shirt and bra off. She told me she was a virgin but wanted me to do everything but have intercourse with her. She stuck her hand in my pants to feel me up. I was sucking on her boobs with her on my lap when I heard her heave. She vomited all over me, my head and face and all over my shirt. I just threw my shirt away and washed off in the river and we drove back having to stop and let her vomit every so often.
Later she tried telling my cousin that I had taken her shirt off and got too fresh with her. I did not make any move at all on the girl. She was the one that made very move. The girl must have been too embarrassed and she would barely speak to me when I'd go to visit my cousin at her dorm after that. I was also very pissed off that she lied about what happened. My cousin knew that the girl lied cause they were only a few feet away and could see everything.
I have a couple of other bad dates I might post about later.
How did you keep from throwing up after her puking on your head?
i will have to remember this if i ever need to get out of a bad date - just puke on the guy. genius! *giggle*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
I can imagine. By the looks of the answers in this thread no other men have had bad dates. Ever.
uh huh.
Shit I have had tons of awful dates. One thats sticks out recently was with this girl I met up with at this trendy kinda lame lounge. We met a couple days before at another bar after her teasing me about drinking beer out of a can at a restaurant. So we bullshitted about this and that on the date. We went to the same highschool, she likes music and art n shit... She was really cute too. I wanted to bang, not gonna lie. So the night went pretty awesome. Three hours later and I was ready to get out of the place and on to bigger better things. then she hits me with this......
her: Its my birthday today. (starts to get emotional)
me: (a bit weird) hey thats great, lets go somewhere else, ill take you home if you get fucked up, party time!
her: we cant...
me: why?
her. My boyfriend just texted me, hes outside. he saw my car and he is fucking livid
me: what.....in.....the....fuck
her: I know, I'm sorry but I'm scared of him seeing us both.
me: are you still together?
her: yeah, we kinda live together
me: okay then I'm not fighting anyone, thats a relief. Listen, hit me up when you sort this out. Im gonna go, I feel....strange
her: ok. sorry, I still want to see you, he just found me tonight is all.
me: yeah okay cool. (I avoided those texts) He doesn't know you're here with me right?
her: no
I walk outside and I see this dude dialing and dialing on the phone. (her shit was buzzing inside so i assumed he was the guy) Big fucker, not sure if I could take him without getting fucked up. Just glad he didn't come in while my hand was on her leg laughing at her fucking jokes. It's not a horrible horrible one but she was cool, thats what made her twist ending to the night sorta shitty.
It's obvious that women can be every bit as rude and 'fucked up' as men. If she starts looking at her watch, date over.
I went to pick up this girl for a first date, I get to her house and she is not ready so I have to wait. She lives with her mom and cousin so while I'm waiting I chat with her mom, after abouy 45 minutes she still isn't ready and her mom and cousin get into a big screaming arguement and next thing I know the police show up and I'm being questioned by the police. Needless to say we didn't go out that night and I never called her back. Way to much drama for me.
Veni, vidi, vici" Julius Caesar 47 BC
I had just started dating again after my wife left. It was about the 5 or 6 month mark and we were still settling money and how much she was getting. Nothing to bad but it was on my mind.
Anyway, I met this girl on a internet dating site, which in itself is ok I have nothing against them if one is cautious.
She was separated as well for about the same amount of time. We met for drinks and almost immediately all this girl could do is talk about how she is going to screw her ex over and get every cent she could from him, make his life hell, etc. Fortunately I had a friend give me the escape call and left. I could never figure out why she would tell me about that.
If I think of another one I will post it, I am sure there are more colorful ones!
I guess I've been lucky - never had a bad one, but DID have a funny one. Chatted some by internet and then phone with a woman with whom I seemed to be compatible. We set a date and time for a first meeting over coffee in a local mall, which was a safe, comfortable setting for us both. We seemed to hit it off, and I called her back a day or so later. We set a date and time, but, in the meanwhile, we had two back to back 28" snowfalls. Two days later, she called me in a panic. Her border collie was walking along the top of the snow, then stepping over the fence and getting out. I went over to her house, and we shoveled a trench in the snow, four feet deep, and three feet wide all along the fence line. (She had roughly 1 acre of land fenced. It took us over six hours.) We never did date after that, but we have become fast friends. We both concluded there was no romantic feeling, but we like each other's company, and were able to accomplish things together with both our houses, that would be extremely difficult tasks if we were trying to work alone. (Like hanging sheet rock in the ceiling, to cite just one example.)
And Delilah, the collie, is an absolute sweetie.
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
I don't know which phrase I like better..."Ass shoes" or "uvula ticklation?" 
