1. No Sense of humour
That's not even funny.
2. Not career minded...no focus - buy bye
does hooker count?
3. Materialistic
ok, just a little diamond then - like 2 carats....
4. (Like Felix said) - you become her whole life within a week - RUN!!
but you're my only friend!
5. No hobbies outside of our relationship
so, what is it we like to do again?
6. Can't carry on an intelligent conversation and she just keeps going..umm hmm when you speak.
ummm...
7. Lack of sex drive
didn't we do the whole sex thing last year and you want to do it again?
8. Doesn't like dogs
i don't think you're a dog... well...
9. No sense of excitement and willing to try new things (white water rafting, bungee jumping etc)
that shit is dangerous!
10. Doesn't like to travel
i travel plenty - from the bed to the fridge, and back again...
11. Lazy
...but it'd be easier if you got my beer for me.
12. Doesn't like to keep a clean house / car
why do you think i want a man, silly?!
13. Judgemental about your religious beliefs
not an issue as long as you don't have any.
14. She has a crazy mother (sign of what's to come)
how about a dead mother? better or worse?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
1. Unstable (Mentally, emotionally, financially)
2. Lack of empathy for others
3. Watches and idolizes Duck Dynasty/Sons of Anarchy/or any other redneck shit they put on TV. And cartoons are for children.
4. Tries to move in after a week
5. Doesn't know when to shut up - Verbal diarrhea - Talks non-stop (I like peace and quiet and I'm quite comfortable not speaking for long periods of time)
6. Cannot embrace or accept change - Too rigid in their thinking
7. Thinks my farm animals are sexy beasts
8. Must like food and be willing to try new things (I'm not a terrible cook and I need a guinea pig at times - consider it "expanding your palate")
9. Racists, bigots, religious fanatics and all-around assholes that think they're better than everyone
10. Deadly shellfish or nut allergy (Self-explanatory, I think)
1. Can't enjoy being alone
2. Never shuts up
3. Expects others to change, yet refuses to do so
4. Refuses to be open minded about different genres of media (i.e. refuses to watch anything that isn't a romantic comedy)
5. Disrespects my secrets/privacy
Some non-dealbreakers, but definately something that makes me hesitant
1. Doesn't like Star Wars, or likes the "new trilogy"
-Cause who the fuck doesn't like classic Star Wars?
2. Not into comics
3. Gets pissed at my friends for referring to me as a "dirty bastard and moral vacuum, but you couldn't ask for a better friend"
-This actually happened, getting called that was one of the best feelings I had in recent memory
4. Doesn't like Rock 'n Roll
5. wanting to meet the parents too early
6. Gives unwanted advice
Among others
And I've only begun fucking with you people.
At the end of the day, it's all math.
Bad hygiene
Jealousy
Daddy issues
Fakes
Oompa Loompa tans
- Looking through phones/email
- Bad hygiene
- Unable to look at things from a different perspective
- Racists, bigots, religious fanatics
- Narrow minded/judgmental
