That's the dumbest contraption I have ever seen.
We have a large nudist beach near town. I'd have no problem going there and letting it all hang out.
Forget the contraptions
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
That's just too ridiculous! I'll just stick with my mankini ;)
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Couldn't imagine anyone would find them a turn on when you drop your pants. You'd be all dressed up and nowhere to go!
I'd bet if he were a hot looking stud and that was a clothed beach, the gent would have ladies eyeing him non stop.
It would look more like a cock beanie on me.