Constant Gardener
"Maybe we should stop and ask directions?"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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"Are you sure you don't want to read the instructions...?" 
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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Would you mind if my ex joined us for a ménage à trois?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Early on ina relationship before she knows all your embarrassing secrets.
" Do you mind if I go shopping with your Mother/Sister/Female friends" *and you hear the door shut before you reply*
" Do you mind if I go shopping with your Mother/Sister/Female friends" *and you hear the door shut before you reply*
I love the feel of my-palm in the morning.
Constant Gardener
"Honey, can I pretty please have the last beer?"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I have been looking at places where it is big enough for both of us to live....sound good?
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...Honey...did you lose your Viagra?
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Quote by Lady_Lydia
...Honey...did you lose your Viagra?
hehehehehe. sometimes that just needs to be asked
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
Got this off a facebook group lmao, its safe to say, I didnt join
*Asking him to ditch his friends so he can spend time with you.
*Asking him about his exes.
*Asking him where he's going every minute.
*Asking him when he'd like to meet your parents.
*Asking him when you could meet his parents.
*Asking him if you look fat in those pants. Well, even if he offers you an honest opinion, you'll never be satisfied. A yes and a no will surely upset you no matter how he assures you that you're pretty. The best solution: love your body, whatever it's size and shape. That's even going to turn him on.
*Asking him how much he loves you 24/7.
*Asking him to ditch his friends so he can spend time with you.
*Asking him about his exes.
*Asking him where he's going every minute.
*Asking him when he'd like to meet your parents.
*Asking him when you could meet his parents.
*Asking him if you look fat in those pants. Well, even if he offers you an honest opinion, you'll never be satisfied. A yes and a no will surely upset you no matter how he assures you that you're pretty. The best solution: love your body, whatever it's size and shape. That's even going to turn him on.
*Asking him how much he loves you 24/7.
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Are you listening to me?!
I'm sorry, what did you say?
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Quote by JezziebelleQuote by Lady_Lydia
...Honey...did you lose your Viagra?
hehehehehe. sometimes that just needs to be asked
Aww man. I'd feel so bad asking that!
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"I don't think I want to be a woman anymore. How do you feel about sex changes?"
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Do you swallow?
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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does it grow
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"can you do me a favor?"
it's almost always a huge project rather than sometime quick/simple.
it's almost always a huge project rather than sometime quick/simple.
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Whatcha think?????
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Whatcha think?????
Something similar, when you see her
"Well?"
Has she had her hair done?
Is she wearing a new dress or shoes?
Did she ask me a question 2 weeks ago?
Was I meant to do or bring something?
Why ask such a vague question?
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Would you like some more?
After struggling through the latest indigestable offering for dinner.
After struggling through the latest indigestable offering for dinner.
Classified
Could it just be down to drink? 
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