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"No not tonight, I'm tired"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"
Only memories, fading memories, blending in to dull tableaux. I want them back.
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"No not tonight, I'm tired"
"No not tonight, I have a head ache"
"We've known each other for 2 years now and theres something you should know.......I hate you."
"Lets see other people" (Sounds good at the time but you forget that she's the only one getting any!!)
"My parents are coming over tomorrow"
"If you ever talk to me in that tone of voice again I'll kill you while you sleep!......good night hunny"
some of them sound like what us women would say haha except for the last one lol
Don't worry Maroo I do that not answering the question sometimes ha ha
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"Is that it? (while staring at naked crotch region, then laughs hysterically)"
"What would you do if I said I have (insert STD here)"-And that's the story of Rhianna and Chris Brown.
"What would you do if I said I have (insert STD here)"-And that's the story of Rhianna and Chris Brown.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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What are you thinking (about)?
Success is doing what you love, and doing it so well that someone will pay you for it.
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What are you thinking (about)?
There's an advert on telly at the moment for a brand of drink (WKD for anyone in the UK) where a man and a woman are arm in arm sitting on a beautiful beach. She asks him 'what are you thinking'. After a slow pause he replies 'i was just wondering which could swim faster................ a dog or a horse?'
Genius answer but sums us men up really
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"Honey, where is your wallet.", or the dreaded "You don't mind if my parents stay here, do you?"
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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I think I'm Pregent, but it might not be yours.
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(Whilst the football is on the telly) "Hon, do you want to go do something together?"
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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What are you thinking (about)?
There's an advert on telly at the moment for a brand of drink (WKD for anyone in the UK) where a man and a woman are arm in arm sitting on a beautiful beach. She asks him 'what are you thinking'. After a slow pause he replies 'i was just wondering which could swim faster................ a dog or a horse?'
Genius answer but sums us men up really
Ha Ha i've seen that one its briliant PMSL
Me being 49 I was actually getting way horny recently as I was hitting it off with this very attractive 60-ish woman at the local pub. I found myself thinking that if she is this hot I bet her daughter would be way do-able if she had one...and out of the blue she asked me if I have ever done a Sportsman double? She explains it's a Mother-Daughter threesome and I said let's go.
As we entered her nicely decorated two story Colonial house and I heard her yell up the stairs....
"Hey Mom...are you still awake"!!!!!!!
As we entered her nicely decorated two story Colonial house and I heard her yell up the stairs....
"Hey Mom...are you still awake"!!!!!!!