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queef....what do you guys think?
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Internet Philosopher
Hunh what?
Active Ink Slinger
Just sound effects before an orgasm!!
Advanced Wordsmith
The way I see it, it just lets me know Im giving her a good fucking! I love when a babe queefs on my cock, or just after I pull out!
Wild at Heart
It's just air that gets caught up in there... Like when you pull out and stick it back in like a porn star. It's not like it's gas. Its no big deal unless the girl gives me a funny look or laughs then I'll laugh too.
On a not so admirable side note... I was with a girl once that kept queefing with every thrust it seemed like and I said. "If you keep farting like that I'm going to put it in your ass." She did NOT think it was as funny as I did and she went to go take a long shower. Don't judge me.
On a not so admirable side note... I was with a girl once that kept queefing with every thrust it seemed like and I said. "If you keep farting like that I'm going to put it in your ass." She did NOT think it was as funny as I did and she went to go take a long shower. Don't judge me.
Cheeky Chick
Quote by Magical_felix
It's just air that gets caught up in there... Like when you pull out and stick it back in like a porn star. It's not like it's gas. Its no big deal unless the girl gives me a funny look or laughs then I'll laugh too.
On a not so admirable side note... I was with a girl once that kept queefing with every thrust it seemed like and I said. "If you keep farting like that I'm going to put it in your ass." She did NOT think it was as funny as I did and she went to go take a long shower. Don't judge me.
This is so horrible. lol, It's not funny. The poor girl. I would have been horrified.
Queefing isn't that big of a deal. It's not hot, it's not gross, it's just there. It tends to happen time to time. Just like any other body sound.
Wild at Heart
Quote by Poppet
This is so horrible. lol, <-------------------- (then ->)It's not funny. The poor girl. I would have been horrified.
She got over it.
Cheeky Chick
Quote by Magical_felix
She got over it.
Okay, It's kind of funny from MY view, kind of. But if I was her, it wouldn't have been. At least she got over it. ^-^ No point in dwelling over a silly joke.
Her Royal Spriteness
girls don't fart. everyone knows that. only guys fart. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Not out there cocks though lol
You've evidently never had a real BLOW blow job. I know...what we typically call a BJ or Blow Job is actually a suck job. Somehow or the other, it became named "blow job". Now in a REAL BLOW job, the air is expelled out ahead of the jism when you cum. IF the end of the protuberance is encased deeply in the oral cavity of the BLOWER at the time of expulsion, you'll never hear it make that high pitch whistle sound.2arkxfh7AZ0jbZZz 
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ps: NOW...What was the original question?
Carry-on Folks!! Her Royal Spriteness
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Glad to be of service to our many readers!!
Rick
ps: NOW...What was the original question?
high five, Rick! lol
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Detention Seeker
It's ok as long as it's a Royal queef as i'm told that theirs dosen't smell.
