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I had a discussion with a friend. Caused this to be said:

"I think guys don't care what boobs look like or their size..... because they are boobs. There is a reason they are called fun bags!"

Would you gents say this an accurate statement?

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No. Not too baggy or saggy.

Whether they are small or large, they should look well kept, smooth, firm as possible, and pampered.
Her Royal Spriteness
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fun bags. so romantic. smile

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I think it should be frowned upon that you a) only asked the guys this question, its a sex website I know there are alot of ladies here who really like and have opinions on boobs ...B) Said women dont call them funbags WTF...just sayin and I can assure you were a man ever to refer to my boobs as such he would never ever get to see or touch my fun bags ever again
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Funbags? No... Hmmm. Really?

Dumplings? lol

I would be picky about breasts if I was a guy, but I am not, and most every fella I have known is NOT picky about that. No.

I think straight men just think or like "BOOBS!" or else they are into other things or parts or the whole package and just appreciate diversity in all the different loveliness and shapes... (like a kid in a candy store) and then there are "breast men," and some of those who like smaller or larger, although I find most guys like C and the "in the middle" range on things, which seems natural... average size seems to slightly win in all I have ever found. I also found that men like hard nipples, (and redheads, lol) and just about any size aerola... (again some like small/puffy or duct nipples and some like larger aerola and longer super erect nipples...but most like somewhere in the middle, from my perspective, if I may, or just enjoy any!) I find men not to be as picky as woman, in general, in the sexual capacity. Maybe this has genetic reasons or maybe it is just what I have found.

(I won't say what I would prefer -because no one asked me in the first place-as this is 'Ask the guys,' but I DID wish to tell you truthfully what men have told me, and many guy friends).


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I'm more an ass man but a nice cleavage is always nice.
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Quote by Lovelyguy121
I'm more an ass man but a nice cleavage is always nice.


Makes perfect sense


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I am very fussy about my breast, I try to keep them well supported and looking as nice as possible.
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I had a discussion with a friend. Caused this to be said:

"I think guys don't care what boobs look like or their size..... because they are boobs. There is a reason they are called fun bags!"

Would you gents say this an accurate statement?




Not remotely. Hello! We're guys! Visually stimulated life forms. Of course the appearance of tits matter.
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I love all kinds of boobies from the small and perky to the large and plump.
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I'm picky about books and boots, but I think all boobs can be appreciated smile
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If they are firm and a mouthfull very yummmmmy
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I have no preference because boobs are boobs. One of the greatest things in life.
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Do I like some boobs more than others? Sure. Am I picky about boobs? Not really. I like all boobs and I want to see every set of boobs that I can. How else can I decide which ones I like better? Gotta see 'em to be picky, even better if I can play with them.



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Not bothered about the type a woman has, as long as they are the ones she was born with.
Enhancing surgery is a turn off for me.
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I enjoy every moment of mine when we are including them in our sex play. My nipples give me wonderful experiences.
I am not keen on women with super sized ones like melons and I don't mind the smaller ones.
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You can't beat a pair of boobs, they are the perfect toy for me.
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Quote by lafayettemister
Do I like some boobs more than others? Sure. Am I picky about boobs? Not really. I like all boobs and I want to see every set of boobs that I can. How else can I decide which ones I like better? Gotta see 'em to be picky, even better if I can play with them.


WOW, you're a tit man? Who'd of guessed! HAHA
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fun bags. so romantic. smile


Oh Yes, such class. Sometimes I wonder if they are called Boobs because Men like them so much, LOL!
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Quote by 1lush
You can't beat a pair of boobs, they are the perfect toy for me.


I totally agree. I'm one of those guys who find a woman's breasts a turn on. Sure, I could define my perfect pair, but all are different, shape, size, sensitivity, and all are equally enjoyable.
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Quote by sprite
fun bags. so romantic. smile


"Fun bags!"; I never got where that came from. It just sounds rediculous-no, re-damn-diculous to me.

As far as titties go, in the long term...I really don't give shit about them. Yeah, they're nice to kiss, suck, and fuck (if y'all are into the titty fucking) but I'm not that corporeal-minded to focus on something like a women's tits to get picky about 'em.
Whether they're big or small, whether they're firm or sagg some; it's all good.
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Not bothered about the type a woman has, as long as they are the ones she was born with.
Enhancing surgery is a turn off for me.


Agreed!!
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Ya I can say it is for me because you have to think what if every girl was picky about a mans dick
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No I am quite picky.
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OK, I always enjoy a sneak peek at almost any boob.

But I do have my preference.

My wife has fairly large boobs so I've had plenty of experience with large ones.

Now I find small boobs more appealing. Hey, it's just something different. Plus, with older gals, they hold up better! Pun intended. smile

My most memorable boobs were on a good friend of me and my wife. She was recently divorced and we'd invited her to attend a concert with the two of us. My wife got the flu the morning of that concert but insisted I still go and take our friend.

We went to dinner, as we'd planned for the three of us, and had a few drinks there. I had taken adult beverages to the concert and after a few more drinks our friend became very friendly. She admitted to have had a crush on me before and, when she leaned back against me, she placed my hand on her breast. I found her braless and enjoyed the feel and really thought that would be about it.

But she surprised me by taking my hand and slipping it inside of her shirt. Now I've had many, many breasts in my hands before but her nipple was the longest, and hardest, that I've ever enjoyed.

I didn't fuck her that night even though I knew I could have. She was drunk and I'm just not that kind of a guy. Plus the knowledge that tomorrow could bring drama that none of us would want.

But I sure enjoyed those small breasts and firm, long, nipples that night and will always remember a very wonderful experience.
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I like boobs! I like them a lot!
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I voted for boobs before I voted for boobs.
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Funbags

I like boobies, honestly, I don't think they can be bad. I'm not into the whole GILF-boob thing, does that count as being picky?

I don't mind boobies or breasts, but funbags? Tits? Jugs? The Twins? Bazoongas? Tatas? Juggly-wugglies? GTFO
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small boobies, large boobies, fake boobies, Marge's boobies. Tiny boobies, tart boobies, stupid boobies, smart boobies. All boobies are good, even if removed!!