Pet names for your cock or dick?

2 Dec 2010

I want to know what pet names your lover's, partner's bit on the side have in the past or currently called your cock or dick?

2 Dec 2010

She calls my cock "him". smile

3 Dec 2010

I call it Sgt Pepper

4 Dec 2010

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

6 Dec 2010

As long as she calls it often....

6 Dec 2010

Bad motherfucker.

6 Dec 2010

Little John.

Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.

7 Dec 2010

She doesn't... she uses braille.

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1 Jan 2011

Quote by HoneyBee000
I want to know what pet names your lover's, partner's bit on the side have in the past or currently called your cock or dick?

"Sir Comes-a-lot"

1 Jan 2011

I'm a Taurus, and one girl called my cock Ferdinand the Bull...so it's been Ferdinand ever since...even though I'm the only one that still calls it that

6 Jan 2011

Bobo
from my ex-wife

If you cant make yourself happy. Who can you make happy

17 Feb 2011

The ex called him "Super Willy" as I called hers "Hot Pussy Oven" biggrin

Haha

17 Feb 2011

The Baloney Pony!

-Master Vyle

18 Feb 2011

Herbie, I really don't know why!?!

21 Feb 2011

Personal Pussy Heater

21 Feb 2011

Fred

really!

22 Feb 2011

I had a girlfriend who would call my hard on "Mr. Happy."

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23 Feb 2011

I call it "the chow hall"..."the bk lounge"..."aisle 7 1/2"..."007&1/2"...

26 Feb 2011

The anti-oxident

27 Feb 2011

Oh yeah ..dick, cock or penis does me lmao

27 Feb 2011

Haha, this thread is amusing. Personally I have never encountered a partner having a pet name for it, but if it happened I would most likely burst out laughing and lose the mood. :P

... I do call him Jeff when I'm alone sometimes though.

On a side note, why is the title of the thread "Pet names for your cock or dick?" Are they different things?

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28 Feb 2011

It used to be the "Big Rig", then I got a vasectomy, now it's just a "Recreational Vehicle". LOL

Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.

5 Mar 2011

Yes! But I better not tell.

15 Mar 2011

The Dude because it always abides

15 Mar 2011

Quote by BicycleBum
It used to be the "Big Rig", then I got a vasectomy, now it's just a "Recreational Vehicle". LOL

Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.

that was priceless!!

Van

15 Mar 2011

my chick calls it"waer hose" hha

16 Mar 2011

my gf back in high school called it Clark Kent. Of course, his secret identity was Superman! It still looks the same, just harder, thicker, and no glasses!

17 Mar 2011

I've had it called my "Man", "Worm", and "Serpent".

18 Mar 2011

always on the go baby

mrgay

18 Mar 2011

Mr. Roundtree

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