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I want to know what pet names your lover's, partner's bit on the side have in the past or currently called your cock or dick?
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Pet names for your cock or dick?
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She calls my cock "him". 
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I call it Sgt Pepper
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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As long as she calls it often....
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Little John.
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She doesn't... she uses braille.
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I want to know what pet names your lover's, partner's bit on the side have in the past or currently called your cock or dick?
"Sir Comes-a-lot"
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I'm a Taurus, and one girl called my cock Ferdinand the Bull...so it's been Ferdinand ever since...even though I'm the only one that still calls it that
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Bobo
from my ex-wife
from my ex-wife
If you cant make yourself happy. Who can you make happy
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The ex called him "Super Willy" as I called hers "Hot Pussy Oven" 
Haha
Haha
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The Baloney Pony!-Master Vyle
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Herbie, I really don't know why!?!
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Personal Pussy Heater
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Fred 
really!
really!
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I had a girlfriend who would call my hard on "Mr. Happy."
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I call it "the chow hall"..."the bk lounge"..."aisle 7 1/2"..."007&1/2"...
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The anti-oxident
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Oh yeah ..dick, cock or penis does me lmao
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Haha, this thread is amusing. Personally I have never encountered a partner having a pet name for it, but if it happened I would most likely burst out laughing and lose the mood. :P
... I do call him Jeff when I'm alone sometimes though.
On a side note, why is the title of the thread "Pet names for your cock or dick?" Are they different things?
... I do call him Jeff when I'm alone sometimes though.
On a side note, why is the title of the thread "Pet names for your cock or dick?" Are they different things?
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It used to be the "Big Rig", then I got a vasectomy, now it's just a "Recreational Vehicle". LOL
Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.
Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.
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The Dude because it always abides
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It used to be the "Big Rig", then I got a vasectomy, now it's just a "Recreational Vehicle". LOL
Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.
that was priceless!!
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my chick calls it"waer hose" hha
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my gf back in high school called it Clark Kent. Of course, his secret identity was Superman! It still looks the same, just harder, thicker, and no glasses!
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I've had it called my "Man", "Worm", and "Serpent".
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Mr. Roundtree
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