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Pet names for your cock or dick?

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I want to know what pet names your lover's, partner's bit on the side have in the past or currently called your cock or dick?
She calls my cock "him". smile
I call it Sgt Pepper
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
As long as she calls it often....
Little John.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
She doesn't... she uses braille.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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I want to know what pet names your lover's, partner's bit on the side have in the past or currently called your cock or dick?



"Sir Comes-a-lot"
I'm a Taurus, and one girl called my cock Ferdinand the Bull...so it's been Ferdinand ever since...even though I'm the only one that still calls it that
Bobo
from my ex-wife
If you cant make yourself happy. Who can you make happy
The ex called him "Super Willy" as I called hers "Hot Pussy Oven" biggrin Haha
The Baloney Pony!

-Master Vyle
Herbie, I really don't know why!?!
Personal Pussy Heater
I call it "the chow hall"..."the bk lounge"..."aisle 7 1/2"..."007&1/2"...
Oh yeah ..dick, cock or penis does me lmao
Haha, this thread is amusing. Personally I have never encountered a partner having a pet name for it, but if it happened I would most likely burst out laughing and lose the mood. :P

... I do call him Jeff when I'm alone sometimes though.

On a side note, why is the title of the thread "Pet names for your cock or dick?" Are they different things?
The Critic, at your service...
It used to be the "Big Rig", then I got a vasectomy, now it's just a "Recreational Vehicle". LOL

Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.
Yes! But I better not tell.
The Dude because it always abides
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It used to be the "Big Rig", then I got a vasectomy, now it's just a "Recreational Vehicle". LOL

Actually, I don't have a special name for my male parts.


that was priceless!!

Van
my chick calls it"waer hose" hha
my gf back in high school called it Clark Kent. Of course, his secret identity was Superman! It still looks the same, just harder, thicker, and no glasses!
I've had it called my "Man", "Worm", and "Serpent".
always on the go baby
Mr. Roundtree
"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." ~ Jane Austen