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One thing you envy about females having or getting to do?

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OMG what? You saying you envy women's ability to fake orgasms Chuck? I don't understand why women would do it, so why would a man? What's the point of having sex at all?


Why? So your partner feels good about themselves. Sex can be awesome without a climax. Some times after hours and having already cum, I can't produce any more juice. I know my wife so well that it is obvious when she fakes it. I don't say anything because I know she does it for me. Her real orgasms involve her whole being. She spasms in her vagina, her body convulses, she shakes. The phony ones are verbal. "Oh, oh, oh, I'm coming. Don't stop."
There are so many things I envy that a woman is so fortunate to have in their lives.

Top on my list would be the ability to get pregnant, carry, and give birth. I know it isn't always the most glamorous of times, but those times pale in comparison to having the ability to have a precious life grow inside of you. The complete unconditional love that you feel for the baby growing inside of you even though you haven't seen or met the new little bundle of life is something no man could fully understand (been there from a man's point of view). That would be my number one.

Other things I envy are:
That women for the most part can dress-up however they want (Causal, sexy, in men's clothing, etc) without an overwhelming part of the population thinking something is wrong with you or laughing at you.

A woman's form (shape)

The amazing shoes!

The soft fabric choices and variety of clothing. Yes, men have some choices, but for the most part they still are not as soft and comfortable as the fabrics women tend to have.

The emotional connections they make in a relationship. Yes, men make those too, but after comparing mine and my male friends to my female friends, it seems different.

Can be sexy in the sexiest of clothing, or in a sweatshirt.

Experiencing out of this world climaxes. At times, my last female lover would hit a state that she would be shaking all over and be there for almost a minute if not more. She would try to explain what she was feeling, but she could not find words. These were way different than other climaxes she had. I can remember the first time she got there with me, it blew me away how different it was. Don't get me wrong, a man's climax is pretty intense, especially the longer you are on the edge. However, I have never experienced anything close to hers.

Sure, there's more. These are the ones that hit the top of my list.
Quote by georgiagirl22
What is one thing you guys envy that women get to have or do that you wish you could have or do?


Women have power over men. Deciding who and where and how. You can reach multiple orgasms and sexy behavior from women get men to turn head while a show from a guy throws off most women
being able to give birth and breast feed their baby
Quote by ChuckEPoo


Why? So your partner feels good about themselves. Sex can be awesome without a climax. Some times after hours and having already cum, I can't produce any more juice. I know my wife so well that it is obvious when she fakes it. I don't say anything because I know she does it for me. Her real orgasms involve her whole being. She spasms in her vagina, her body convulses, she shakes. The phony ones are verbal. "Oh, oh, oh, I'm coming. Don't stop."


thank you Chuck. I had assumed you meant during round 1. A lot of women fake even the first supposed orgasm and I can't understand why they deny themselves that pleasure. If he's trying to read her body, it's not going to get any better if she's faking it I do see your point though if you've been going at it all night.

Now, will you please give me your phone number? I have a... Ummm... Something that requires fixing.
Mostly not having to worry about hurting their junk so easily. lol

Also boobs. I'd play with them literally all day and get nothing done. lol Plus no awkward hard-ons. And as a man, I've found that (usually) everything is my fault. Not really sure how y'all pulled that one off, but well played.
I've always envied/been amazed by my wife's capacity for endless orgasms/sex.
Cold water doesn't diminish the visual effect of their arousal. Limp dick is a real downer.
I want to feel like this woman...I want to know the feelings she is going thru...as she lays there and this is done to her..I can only fantasize...and dream and cum...
I have an array of massage oils and balms set up next to you, you are lying on a large plastic pool float, yes a pool float, this will make it so much easier for us to move around. I am taking the massage oils in my hands rubbing then together so that they are warm…ready, I hope so.
You are laying on your front as I slowly start to apply the oils to your body starting with your feet, rubbing and massaging each one, then slowly moving up to your calves and thighs. Applying the oils and balms liberally to you I can feel your body tingling as you are massaged gently with my hands finding and exploring every inch of you. I now work my way up to your ass spending time rubbing your soft subtle round cheeks. I can feel you tense up as I enter the crack of your ass, yet you know what you want and where you want my hands. You open your legs spreading them just enough for me to slip my oiled hands in between the crack of your ass. I can feel you as you move your body off the mattress making sure that my hands go further down and in your ass crack.
I slowly work my fingers down to your ass hole you have anticipated this and welcome my finger as it touches your rectum I can feel and see it pucker up. I gently move my fingers around the outside as you bring your butt closer to my fingers. I take this as a request from you that you want my finger in your ass. Slowly I push my finger in one digit at a time as you start to moan in anticipation of the entire finger in you. Slowly it makes its way in, I can feel you accepting it graciously and lovingly wanting more. I have more don’t worry but it’s not time yet, you have to wait.
I remove my finger slowly I can feel your disappointment, but don’t worry there will be more. I continue the massage after cleaning my fingers to make sure that they are sanitary for the rest of the massage. Your back is tense, relax Pink, I am just getting started. Slowly I continue the massage relieving the tensions that have built up during the day. Your neck is also tight as I work on those muscles making then ease up you are now so relaxed as I massage your arms, hands and fingers.
Now I gently roll you over, your body being covered in massage oils it is easy as you slide on the float. Your legs are closed, are you afraid, don’t be….I will be more gentle than you can imagine. I again start with your feet, they need and require a good foot rub, better than you have ever received, toes, arches, insteps you are enjoying this. I start to work my way up your legs and again your legs are tight together as I rub the inside of your thighs as I slowly work my way up. I open your legs slightly just exposing enough of your pussy to make it interesting, I can see the inside of your pussy lips they are moist, you have been wanting and waiting for this part. I stop just before you get to excited and move my hands to your breasts and nipples, they the nipples are standing straight up the aerola are a light brown with dark nipples on them. As I touch them you feel a warmth come over your body, you raise you butt off the float in anticipation of what is next. I put my head down on your nipple area and start to just lick around the nipples with my tongue circling the nipples licking only your aerola. You are going wilder and wilder inside you want more, here it comes. I continue the massage down your stomach your abs are tight you are controlling your breathing to coincide with my rubbing. You open your legs waiting for what is next s I work my hands down to you vagina now dripping and wanting to be touched, suck and licked. But not just yet as I gently place my middle finger into you vagina I find that elusive clit of yours, it is waiting to be touched and as I do it becomes engorged with blood and stands straight out. I take two fingers and rub it between them you immediately cum all over my hand. Oh, you are so fucking wet right now begging for more from me. I give you more as I move my head down to your pussy and enter with my tongue you raise your ass off the float wanting more of me, take it talk all I can give you, don’t stop cumming please. Let it come out as I suck your pussy juices oh they taste so fucking good. You are experiencing feeling that you didn’t know existed, you have never been eaten, sucked and licked like this before.
Now as you lay there I mount you, I am as wet as you as you stick your finger in me and feel my wetness, I cum all over you. You open your legs wide as I make our vaginas meet, you can feel the warmth of my body and I can feel yours, this is different and good. Our pussy juices mix as I grind my clit into yours you and I cum at the same time, oh that feels good but wait I’m not done yet. I play with my pussy and yours at the same time and all of a sudden it happens….I start to squirt ejaculate from my pussy….streams and streams of hot and definitely wet ejaculate is coming out of me and going all over you. It apparently turns you on even more to feel this liquid because you have the biggest orgasm you have ever experienced as you push your pussy tighter into mine. You can feel my squirts going into you…as you moan in exstacy wanting and taking more of me….pushing harder and harder up against my pussy…
Do you feel good now I hope so because I want more form you…let me know what you are going to do to me…I still have a few surprises left for you that I am sure you will enjoy…
I don't envy a woman anything. Generally, they earn every damned thing they get and more.
Quote by georgiagirl23
What is one thing you guys envy that women get to have or do that you wish you could have or do?


The number or orgasms you can have in quick succession, either with the right partner or alone masturbating. I certainly seem to think you can orgasm freely when you get going Win - is that correct?
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Opportunity to wear outfits much more sexier then men wearsmile
their Breasts ....it's an amazing Gift of GOD they have
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Not quite an answer to the question but I envy their being female. I threw a tantrum at a young age when my older sisters told me I could never be one of the girls.
So far wishing and praying hasn't changed things and I'm too darn old for the surgery.really
They get to sit when they pee without feeling wimpy
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Women are awesome! I would love to have small breasts, being a mother, havving a clitoris. Love how they are so strong. How they change their looks with accesories, clothing, hair style. I am sure being a woman is so much great and funy than being a male. Of course, I hope they have the respect, admiration, safety and equal treatment they deserve and that sadly in many parts of the world still don't have.
The ability to show off there bodies and not worry about being arrested for indecent exposure. The ability to make men do almost anything for sex or the promise of sex.
Wearing sexy, revealing clothes.

Having a vagina and clitoris, enjoying the intense pleasure of both and feeling a hard penis ejaculate inside her sex garden.
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