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On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how would you rate your pussy-licking skills?

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If the person 2 spots above me is a 12 I must be a 13 .//
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I would be reluctant to give a numerical score, but given that I had a weekend fling with a lass who almost never came from oral and I got her off (took about an hour; normally she needed a toy) and another fairly experienced one who said I had ruined masturbation for her, I have to claim at least an eight.
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Rating my own skill is like a business writing its own glowing online review.

Don't ask the service provider, ask the ones serviced.

I am certainly ready and available to be evaluated by as many critics as would be interested. I would love to provide as accurate a reading as I possibly can. Evidence-based evaluation is obviously the best way to determine the value, and greater accuracy would be assured using a greater sample size.
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I reckon a 9 :-)
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I will say a 8 there is always room for improvement
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I have been told I was a 10 .... just sayin.
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7 or 8. But willing to practice to improve
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0 just ive ive never done it XD
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I have been told numerous times by different women that no one has ever been able to eat them as a great I do. So I guess I would say a 10 and I take a lot of time doing that in foreplay sincerely enjoy it to the max.
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Well I have only asked this question once. The response was 2. Once I reminded her I was giving her a lift home and tea and biscuits was cancelled afterwards she changed that score to 10.
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a solid 8 with always the room for a new lady to score my skills

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I'm a ten baby lol
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it is a good sign when they come back for seconds and thirds
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pi.


You know that pi is only about 3.14159265. Right? Come on, Sprite. You gotta be at least a 4 or 5. I believe in you.
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I'm terribly unsure as to how to calibrate cunning linguist skills.

All I can recount is the number of occasions that various ladies, of various vintages, have attempted to strangle me with their thighs.

The incredible manner in which their buttocks would buck, upwards, off the bed linen.

Their screams of agony/ecstasy being attenuated by their thighs clamping tight on my aural detectors.
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Isn't this her judgement not his?
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I was told to put my tongue on the electric stove burners so no other woman would have to suffer through that..

She never gave me a rating though.
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I think I am good. Damned good. But this question should be scaled 1 to 8 for men, and on Ask the Gals, repeated with a scale of 1 to 10. I do not believe any man can perform cunnilingus on a woman like another woman can. So 7.5-8.0 for me.


Love that. I have had partners that expected me to orgasm after 3 minutes of very sloppy oral sex, and while I've never been with a girl, any woman knows that it would take longer than that, and that you really need to know what you are doing
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It is not for me to rate myself, that goes to the woman I'm with at the time.
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I think 8, quite simply on the basis of however good you think you are there is always room to get better, always...

Thread reminds me of one of my first stories here on Lush, 'Pussy Worship' which you can find here if you want to check whether you think I sound like an 8 ;):

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/pussy-worship.aspx
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I think 8, quite simply on the basis of however good you think you are there is always room to get better, always...

Thread reminds me of one of my first stories here on Lush, 'Pussy Worship' which you can find here if you want to check whether you think I sound like an 8 ;):

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/pussy-worship.aspx



Let me be the first to say you are way past a 10 love

Pussy Worship is one of my favorite stories you’ve written but in all honesty they are all exceptional!

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