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Morning Wood

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This morning I woke up with a boner that would not go down. I was walking all over the house with this thing poking through my shorts. Had an awkward piss, let the dogs out, made coffee. It was probably a good 10-12 minutes without encouraging this thing (you know, playing with it) before it finally subsided.

What's the longest you've sported morning wood?

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Put it this way <-_-> If & When I wake up with a morning wood; at least I have somewhere to hang my laundry...Hahahahaha Just kidding...but it could last longer. I should leave it alone but I don't so it lasts longer.
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What's the problem?
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It was at least a couple hours, you see, i was working Drywall then, and i went into work, and well,, lets just say i lost my job.
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I like that i do wake up with morning wood. I know everything is still working. At my age(53), still wondering if it might not. The bad part is something women will never understand and that is if you have to pee. Mine curves up so it is a challenge to pee. My wife often asked me what i'm thinking about and i usually say nothing or don't tell her.
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Without touching it? Ten to fifteen minutes. If I lay in bed It can be that long. If I get up, pee, & walk around it quits quickly. When in my teens it might have lasted embarrassingly long.

If I caress it I can keep it hard until I'm ready for orgasm. Half hour or more.
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In my 50s still waking up with a morning woody so im happy ???
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If I'm really lucky, not long at all if wifey is horny. But about 15-20 minutes, without touching it, but I'm usually thinking about it, and concentrating on something bad... Or good depending on how you look at it.
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Maybe 10 minutes. Usually she would go down on it and afterwards, taking the morning piss was muck easier!
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About the same
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10 minutes or so
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Never timed it. Just laid there and enjoyed the feeling through some hot daydreams. Or else relieved it in the traditional way.
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Love the morning wood sensation. Never complain and can be fun walking around the house !!!
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In my younger days morning wood was a every day occurrence, and usually took more than 10 minutes to go down.

Now aged 65, I don't get morning wood, or hard during the day without stimulation, but I still get a lot of 'nocturnal erections'.

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I usually take advantage of it when waking up by applying some lotion and giving it a nice, long wake-up massage. That tends to last between 15-45 minutes. It's my favourite way of waking up in the morning, and it's how I tend to wake up 90% of the time.

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Still enjoying the morning wood sensation on a daily occurrence and being 54yrs makes me smile as well.

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I woke with a nice tight morning wood today but didn’t do anything with it except enjoy the feeling.

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My boners are a bit unpredictable, often wake up hard in the night rather than in the morning like I used to. Which means they usually just get left to subside since at that hour, I just want to get back to sleep.

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