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Men if you write with your left/right hand? Which hand do you get off with with????
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Quote by Catnip
I prefer 4 hands...
*whistles and walks away*
ooo smart cookie
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...
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Okay, I write, throw, and shoot my pistols with my right hand. I type, golf, and shoot my rifles and shotguns with both hands at once. When I'm handling my manly business, I can go either way, or both ways at once... it all depends. Sometimes it feels better right-handed, sometimes left. Sometimes you just have to get both hands on that fucker...
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As any Knight of old could tell you, there is a reason why we shake hands with our 'right' hand and not the left, regardless of ethnicity/religion, and it is for that reason that, although I am right-handed, I choke my snake with my left.
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Being left-handed, I tend to do all the "important" things with that hand, and since masturbation is one of most "important" things I can do, I always use that hand. Actually, I can't think of anything else where which hand I use is of any concern.
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Quote by HoneyBee000
I'm sure there must be some new guys that haven't seen this old posting.
lol
I'm not quite new but hadn't seen this thread before.
I'm a lefty in everything I do and used to jerk off with my left hand too. Used to because at some point I switched to using my right hand. I sometimes do switch back to left or use both hands but mostly use my right hand.
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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I'm a switch-hitter, I use both...
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Both because the nutz get lonly as well.....lol
... I have managed to learn to use the mouse efficiently with my left hand.
Quote by MrNudiePants
Okay, I write, throw, and shoot my pistols with my right hand. I type, golf, and shoot my rifles and shotguns with both hands at once. When I'm handling my manly business, I can go either way, or both ways at once... it all depends. Sometimes it feels better right-handed, sometimes left. Sometimes you just have to get both hands on that fucker...
A man after my own heart.
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When I'm not going hands-free, I most often use the left hand for jacking - right hand for everything else. This way I can use the mouse and the joystick at the same time.
Active Ink Slinger
I generally use my right to write and masturbate, but I have recently been able to go hands free orgasm with the new toy of mine. And it is Very Fun (yes, it even deserves capitals). 
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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I just realised this weekend that though I grew up using my right, and for the past few years not really noticing, I now prefer in most situations to use my left. I seem to get a little better friction on the head with my left thumb... Or is that saying too much?
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Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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Right hand for everything, although I'm like Maximillion. I can effectively use the mouse left-handed.
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"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
"Nil satis nisi optimum. (Nothing but the best will do.)"
"I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so...horny." - Sarah Michelle Gellar (Kathryn, Cruel Intentions)
"Sex is just alone time with someone else there." - Taint on The Lex And Terry Show, 11/11/09
"Stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go."
"I am The Devil, too. There can only be one devil. One of us must go." - Ozzy Osbourne at the end of his cover of "Sympathy For The Devil"
"Your ego is not your amigo." - Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries
"It's my world. I'm just letting you live here." - Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
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I tend to use whichever hand is the "handiest".
which is both hands (sometimes at the same time!)
whenever masturbating or fingering a girl....
So, I guess I'm a "Switch Hander"
which is both hands (sometimes at the same time!)
whenever masturbating or fingering a girl....
So, I guess I'm a "Switch Hander"
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right handed, but I use my left. Doesn't feel right shaking someone's hand with the same hand I masturbate with.
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Well I'm ambidextrous, but I usually use my right.
I'm a wild and Krrraaazzzy Guy!
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Like Krrraaazzzy, I too am ambidextrous. I have learned how to type one handed and use a mouse pretty well with either hand. So for me it just depends on which I feel like using that time.