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If you get to marry a pornstar, who would it be?
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^ok one, you are using the wrong google; two, are you high or are completely stupid?
Wrong Google? Oh dear. Can you please link me to the correct Google then? I tried to find it myself, but on each attempt I ended up at the Google I know, and which you say is the wrong one. And I don't dare to Google Google as that may cause the web to implode.
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Wrong Google? Oh dear. Can you please link me to the correct Google then? I tried to find it myself, but on each attempt I ended up at the Google I know, and which you say is the wrong one. And I don't dare to Google Google as that may cause the web to implode.
it's spelled google and put in your web browser.
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it's spelled google and put in your web browser.
Gives the same results: https://www.google.com/search?q=Bill+Bailey (as it's the same rsults page).
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Sasha grey first but as a back up Jenna haze
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Kalindra Chan
Maybe not really a pornstar (yet), but hot as hell.
Maybe not really a pornstar (yet), but hot as hell.
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Abella Anderson
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Bailey Jay,,,,, One of the most feminine creatures on the planet
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If I were not married and my State acknowledge same sex marriage.....I would marry Sinn Sage. She has great stamina.
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Belladonna, she was wickedly cute, great body art, and could sexually perform like no one else.
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Realistically, I'd be with the actress that plays the porn star and not the porn star persona themselves. That being said, there are certainly a few that come to mind, such as Mia Malkova or Dakota Skye, but the prospect of Tori Black is easily in the top few. Sure, she is unbelievably easy on the eyes but she has a mind to match it. The way she speaks and behaves in interviews is both raunchy and sophisticated, especially when she candidly quotes Macbeth to describe her enjoyment of all things 'smut' and sex. Plus, the fact that she is from my home state certainly adds another level of appeal.
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Many favorites, but to marry? She's an eighties star, but she's about my age.
FLAME!!!! - I love redheads, and she did a lot of bisexual porn. My dream girl...
FLAME!!!! - I love redheads, and she did a lot of bisexual porn. My dream girl...
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Dont care as long as she is stinking rich and can cook.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Ideally, I'd keep the wife I have now and just start making porn with her - really low budget, shaky, out of focus, boring, amateur porn, shot on an iphone.
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Mine has to be Anya Ivy, because of her breasts and because I like a mocha kind of girl. Whats yours?
Jynx Maze would definitely be one of mine...She's hot, sexy and wild
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Emily Grey. Because, well look -
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You know, my reaction to the question was - why would I want to? Sure, I might have occasionally looked at porn stars, but I'm not sure I would want to marry one. Many don't seem to be all that smart (although I'm sure there are many exceptions). And at least some are jaded by their experiences. And they're probably used to freakishly-endowed men, so...umm, well...not as impressed by my own freakish endowment as most women. 
But then I saw this:
Hmm, yes, another vote for Flame. Although, from my...ummm...research, I think she was more a 90s star, and only in her mid 40s now...
But then I saw this:
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Many favorites, but to marry? She's an eighties star, but she's about my age.
FLAME!!!! - I love redheads, and she did a lot of bisexual porn. My dream girl...
Hmm, yes, another vote for Flame. Although, from my...ummm...research, I think she was more a 90s star, and only in her mid 40s now...
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You know, my reaction to the question was - why would I want to? Sure, I might have occasionally looked at porn stars, but I'm not sure I would want to marry one. Many don't seem to be all that smart (although I'm sure there are many exceptions). And at least some are jaded by their experiences. And they're probably used to freakishly-endowed men, so...umm, well...not as impressed by my own freakish endowment as most women.
But then I saw this:
Hmm, yes, another vote for Flame. Although, from my...ummm...research, I think she was more a 90s star, and only in her mid 40s now...
I think you're right. On recollection, she is later than Seka and those of that era. So even though I'm crazy mad for her, I couldn't marry her. Being that much younger than me, I'd be worried she'd cheat on me (lol).
So, being as I like women in my own age range, I'd like to choose again:
Lady Sonia
Even if she's much older now, that's okay: I watch a LOT of Granny porn, and I'm an unabashed Anglophile - anything naughty is even naughtier with a British accent, and she's one of the only people in the world I would ever consider giving my leash handle to.
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I do not know this woman's name, but every clip she is in turns me on so much!
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