how to make cum taste better

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Kingcum.net[/url]]Making Your Jizz Taste Better

If you are a party animal, you are in for a big disappointment. This is because the first thing that you need to do is to limit your intake of alcohol, drugs, cigarettes and even junk food. Research shows that vegetarians, whether males or females, tend to have bodily secretions that taste better. Therefore, it is in your best interest to avoid eating fish, dairy and red meat. Plenty of fresh vegetables and fruits is the secret behind great tasting man chowder. Also, drink lots of water and juice. This will ensure that your cum is not thick and sticky, something that is very unappetizing to most women.

Experts also recommend eating pineapple or even drinking the juice made from it as this can make your cum to taste a lot sweeter. You can also try cranberry juice or citrus fruits because these make the Ph of the body to be more acidic, countering the semen’s alkalinity which is what makes it bleachy.

To increase the sugar content of your semen, eat or drink juices from fruits that have high sugar content such as mango, apple, or grape. Also, wheat grass, parsley and celery are great for sweeter semen, and this is down to the chlorophyll that they have.

Foods to Avoid

It is important to reduce your intake of which of foods that can break down into chemicals that have strong taste or smell, for instance, asparagus. Also avoid onions and garlic as they have high percentage of sulfur. Vegetables belonging to cabbage family, such as Brussels sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, collards and kales have a tendency of making your seminal secretion taste bitter, so it is better to avoid them.

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Pineapple juice is the quintessential product that's recommended to improve the taste of cum, and I can testify that it gives great results; that's pretty much the only thing I drink aside from water. The cashier at the grocery store always wonders why the fuck I'm buying 10 pints of pineapple juice, though one time a young girl couldn't help but smile at it, haha.

There are some foods that can make your cum taste bitter too: I ate a great amount of spinach a short while ago, and my cum tasted like spinach for a few days afterward. Yuck!

Coffee, alcohol and tobacco can also alter the taste of your cum. You can read this article for a thorough guide:

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That great, thanks for the help. Guess I need to cut back on the drinks a bit. or start mixing with pineapple juice. LOL

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HAHA, my buddies will start questioning my sexuality! How much juice are we talking about to make things taste better?

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The quantity of pineapple juice necessary to improve the taste of cum can be very variable I guess, depending on the individual. I personally drink around 1 large glass (400 mL) per day on average and my cum usually tastes fine, but I also eat an overall healthy diet. I do eat a lot of broccolis and an average amount of garlic though (both of which can make cum taste bitter), so the 'baseline taste' of my cum is still probably around average. Just drink 1 large glass per day and you'll probably be fine: this will likely improve the taste of your cum by a significant margin anyway, even if it might not taste 'great' or anything.

And concerning the 'manliness' of alcoholic beverages, I've always thought that this was ridiculous. Men can enjoy sweet beverages (eg. fruit juices) just like anybody else, why would it be effeminate or inappropriate when alcohol is added to it?

What else? You should eat a chili pepper when everybody else is having a chocolate cake just to prove how manly you are? Ridiculous.

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Just roast the garlic, it brings out the sweetness in it.

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I actually use a garlic powder, usually when I'm eating a dip of hummus or baba ghanoush. That's occasional though (maybe once/twice a week), but it still probably has an impact on the taste of my cum the next day.

But it's nice to see that you care about the taste of my cum.

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I was wondering how you knew it was bitter after you ate garlic!
Try roasting the garlic in the skins before you add it to the dip. Use fresh not powder, there's no additives.
I'm always thinking about your cum.

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Thanks for all the tips. Now how do you get her to taste it every night so you know if its working? LOL

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I know that I've posted this somewhere else, in some buried thread, but the two best ways that I know of to ensure that your ejaculate is palatable--it's never going to be sweet, per se, unless there's some other physiological issue going on, like diabetes--is to a) be well-hydrated and b) drink pineapple juice, if you can tolerate it. Avoiding foods or ingestible products that are known to lend a distinct scent to urine or sweat--unbaked garlic, asparagus (raw, steamed, whatever--doesn't matter), cumin, durian fruit, marijuana, among others--will also help, as any food or drink that lends one excretion a distinct taste or scent is more than likely going to lend all bodily excretions that same distinct taste or scent.

Good luck.

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Nothing really makes it taste 'better'. Semen has its own bitter taste that can either be heightened or lightened.

Your diet plays a huge role in altering the bitterness of your cum. What you put in is what comes out. Think of what drinking lots of soda or beer does to your pee vs. what drinking lots of water does to your pee. Major difference, right? It's the same with your semen.

Drinking lots of water not only helps produce more semen with every ejaculation, but it also makes it 'cleaner', and therefore less bitter. It's a noticeable difference.

Pineapple, celery, kiwi, and other fresh fruits also decrease the bitterness of your semen. Beer, steak, and things of that nature can heighten the bitterness.

So overall, the best thing you can do to make your cum more palatable is clean eating/drinking.

Oh, and lay off the asparagus.

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Being from the midwest I eat a lot of steak and fresh veggies, and drink beer . I dont think thats worth the sacrafice for her to swallow my load on a few occasions.
I really do appreciate all the help and input.

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HP sauce.

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HP sauce.

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What is HP sauce exactly?

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I actually do have type 2 Diabetes, so my diet is rather strict. Thanks for your input.

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Thanks. I have never heard of it before. Whats it taste like?

Quote by HeraTeleia
I know that I've posted this somewhere else, in some buried thread, but the two best ways that I know of to ensure that your ejaculate is palatable--it's never going to be sweet, per se, unless there's some other physiological issue going on, like diabetes--is to a) be well-hydrated and b) drink pineapple juice, if you can tolerate it. Avoiding foods or ingestible products that are known to lend a distinct scent to urine or sweat--unbaked garlic, asparagus (raw, steamed, whatever--doesn't matter), cumin, durian fruit, marijuana, among others--will also help, as any food or drink that lends one excretion a distinct taste or scent is more than likely going to lend all bodily excretions that same distinct taste or scent.

Good luck.

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Durian? Can you get it? Impossible in the UK. It's banned from being cargo, even by sea.