Quote by sprite
i'll bite your kneecaps btw, i do have a nice booty, so there
Careful. Nothing gets me as hot and bothered like a patella biter. Instant erection.
Moot point. I always assumed that to be the case. But no one likes a braggart.
Quote by MadMartigan
Careful. Nothing gets me as hot and bothered like a patella biter. Instant erection.
Moot point. I always assumed that to be the case. But no one likes a braggart.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by simplyjohn
I am uncomfortable with ladies taller than me. Prefer them about 5ft 1.5inches.
And they cook food for you and make you coffee.
Quote by kiera
She sounds perfect to me. You would be one lucky sod indeed if you found a girl like that.
Quote by simplyjohn
I would indeed as you say. Actually I do know one such lady but she is so very demanding I doubt I could meet her expectations and furthermore shes a fair bit older than me so its a non-starter really.