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How many chumps does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

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This should be interesting.
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Around 10 or 12
Batman
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Don't know, still can't bate a hock.

Guess I'm a just got a learners =permit-to-bait.

Bat
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Quote by Batman
Don't know, still can't bate a hock.

Guess I'm a just got a learners =permit-to-bait.

Bat


Huh?
Batman
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I have not been promoted to 'Master' bater.

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Redwolf
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I was 11 or 12. Been so long ago its hard to remember.
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A_D_C
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10....in the bath. That was the start of some fun times... Till I discovered it was even more fun to get a girl to do it....
baker992009
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When I first started masturbating I didn't even know that is what I was doing. I was worried that white sticky stuff cumming out was an infection...but it sure felt good....lol
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I'm fairly sure I was 13, but didn't get really good at it four a couple of years.
lhfnnv
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about 8 or 9 years old bored in my room
bigstu
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beleive it or not 16,i was very immature for my age . had the embarassment of not reaching puberty till then. sure heve made up for lost time since. once a day every day
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probably 12??
mrplow
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32. Only then did I discover melons, and what they should really be used for.
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Quote by chatt13


How old were you when you masturbated for the first time?


If I remember correctly (and who can remember 55 years back, anyway?) I was about 7. There was this bottle of lotion - I used to call it Dick'll Tickle - um, enough said, I think.
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Hey BigStu! Glad to have you here.
Lish
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12 yrs..........and it was a self-discovery for me!!!!!
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Welcome Lish!
relaxandrelease
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I was 13. An AMAZING experience. I've been addicted ever sense.
Ferte in noctem animam meam, Illustre stelle viam meam. Aspectu illo glorior, Dum capit nox diem. Cantate vitae canticu, Sine dolore acte, Dicite eis quos amabam, Numquam obliviscar.
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lol I know this question is for guys, but other girls are sharing so I will too. I was 16.
sexplease
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i was 12 when i first knew what my dick & right hand had in common! wanked over a teacher in school toilets
buckman000
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12....being going strong since then, getting better at it too
LadySharon
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Like 13.

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I was 11 years old.
lookatm3
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I was 11 - shot blanks, no jam - I remember being thrilled the first time I shot a load - probably 13.
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i was 11 - but only real started to do it often when a girl from down the street asked and want to see . and i do it as often as i can
if fact im masturbating right now
blondemilf
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I was like 10 or 11. I use to grind on my teddy bear. Poor teddy didn't know what was happening lol .