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How many chumps does it take to turn on a lightbulb?

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Probably about 12, not 100% sure. I couldn't jack off because it hurt and felt good, but mostly hurt. I would stare at pictures of girls with a hard-on. What I ended up doing was placing a plastic bag with lotion between my mattress and box spring and sliding my hard penis in and out, and in and out (you get the idea) until I came. Cumming was a bit of a surprise as I knew about cumming but not how the cum spurts out one glob after another. Ahh, good times.
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When I first started masturbating I didn't even know that is what I was doing. I was worried that white sticky stuff cumming out was an infection...but it sure felt good....lol


OH JEEZ! that sounds so familiar. I think i was 11 at the time.
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Hey! D4C4 is that you in your av pic? Tell about it!
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No, I took the picture. That is "The Troll" from Southern CA Renfaire the last year it was held in Devore.
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I have heard that that is one of the more elaborate ones. There are several that I'd like to go to outside of CA.
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Since we just moved here, I'd like to see this one this year and see what it's all about.
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Masterbation?? Never heard of it!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Says she with all the puppies.
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Hey! It said everytime a woman masterbates, not WHICH woman masterbates!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
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Quite honestly... I'm sure I was 2 or 3... and have never stopped... ;)
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Probably 12 in seventh grade....got wet dreams and erections in class.
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I would have to say around 11 or 12, once i got a computer in my room really.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
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Welcome TCJ.
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I think I was about 7 - long before ejaculation was possible
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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I was 11...and my big sister caught me! Oh it was embarassing! I still masterbate...and i'm still a virgin since I'm only 16!
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I was 11...and my big sister caught me! Oh it was embarassing! I still masterbate...and i'm still a virgin since I'm only 16!


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See you in 2 years C0cksuck3r
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Quote by xC0CKSUCK3Rx
I was 11...and my big sister caught me! Oh it was embarassing! I still masterbate...and i'm still a virgin since I'm only 16!


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See you in 2 years C0cksuck3r


Nic the traffic cop gets another one!=d>
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I was like 10 or 11. I use to grind on my teddy bear. Poor teddy didn't know what was happening lol .
I bet teddy didn't mind, I sure wouldn't!
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I was probably 12 ish... didnt have my first orgasm til i was about 16
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I don't have an age it seems I have all ways liked to play down there.
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i was 12 wen i first masturbated, it was in the shower and felt so good, i have done it nearly every night since then
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I started exploring my body at the tender age of 10, but I didn’t really reach that point of complete ecstasy until I was 15, mostly because every time I felt my legs get warm and I felt that wonderful tingling sensation I would stop… I was scared of what could happen, then on that faithful night I decided to keep going; just to see what would happen and damn! Ever since it’s been happening on a regular basis (wink, wink)
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11, I think. It was in the shower. Luckily, I've gotten better at it since then....
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How old were you when you masturbated for the first time?


About 8 years old. I was precocious.
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I know... how gauche. Yes...?

-wink
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I know... how gauche. Yes...?

-wink


Does gauche mean gross?
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I think it's french for that. Ok. I'll change it.
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I think it's french for that. Ok. I'll change it.
;)