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Have you ever tried to put your own cock in your ass, or have

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doctorlove
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you ever tried to suck on it and could you do it?
Hardallnight
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Tried both and failed hopelessly! Lol
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When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol

As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off smile
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Quote by chatnstroke
When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol

As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off smile


Autoanal, never heard that before...thanks
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Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!

Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?

Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?

Have you ever...

Nicola: "Enough. We get it."

xx SF
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Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!

Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?

Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?

Have you ever...

Nicola: "Enough. We get it."

xx SF


I've seen some of those autoanal vids where a guy actually does it - and they don't get fully hard - it's in a more flexible semi state and they just push and wiggle it in lol... so one must be pretty long when semi to have a chance lol
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Quote by stephanie

Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!

Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?

Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?

Have you ever...

Nicola: "Enough. We get it."

xx SF


Perfect answer Steph!!
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Perfect answer Steph!!


To be honest, I HAVE actually done it though... (I have a very high pain threshold...) It wasn't worth it... I was the worst fuck I've ever had...

Nicola: "I said enough..."

xx SF
dpw
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When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol

As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off smile

I could just about lick the tip in my younger days.
My cock never could maintain the semi erect state for auto anal. It seemed a bit pointless anyway, not much would be going in.
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Quote by stephanie

Erm, SURELY if it was big and hard enough to be ABLE to go up your ass, PHYSIOLOGY dictates that then you COULDN'T do it since, (in my limited experience) my own cock, when excited, tends to drift in a general direction that might be best described as AS FAR AWAY FROM MY ASSHOLE AS EVER POSSIBLE!!!

Have you ever been in Melbourne and tried to poke someone in Tasmania with a lollipop stick?

Have you ever been in New York City and tried to tongue kiss somebody in New Mexico?

Have you ever...

Nicola: "Enough. We get it."

xx SF

Have you ever stood in Dublin and tried to blow a Scouser?
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Have you ever stood in Dublin and tried to blow a Scouser?


YOU UTTER UTTER BASTARD!!!!!!

(Maybe once... And I was kneeling down...)

xx SF
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Quote by Hardallnight
Tried both and failed hopelessly! Lol


Me too, but it was fun when my wife tried to help. It just DOES NOT bend like that. Tried my own mouth too, with her help, but my back doesn't bend that far either.

I could pick up a car but bending was impossible so she did it for me, a lot because she loved it but didn't like me doing her. What fun that would have been for me. I was NEVER unhappy though.
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I can get my head up my ass, and frequently do, but not my schlong.
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I've had dreams about sucking my own cock once or twice. I have never told that to a living soul before. That's what I like about Lush.

The cock in the ass thing just sounds much too painful to contemplate. Ouch!
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No........but I've put my cock in someone else's ass ?
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ChuckEPoo
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Are you kidding? How would a guy put his own cock in his ass? You need to examine the human male anatomy. I am sure there are guys out there trying to suck their own dicks but I'm not one of them. I am not adverse to blow jobs. From the female persuasion. I am so straight I could be a ruler.
SydneySider
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Ah, no. I haven't. To both parts of the question. I guess if one can somehow stick ones own dick up ones own ass, if someone tells you to go fuck yourself, I guess you can literally go and do exactly that.
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Are you kidding? How would a guy put his own cock in his ass? You need to examine the human male anatomy.


Google Images: autoanal.
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YOU UTTER UTTER BASTARD!!!!!!

(Maybe once... And I was kneeling down...)

xx SF

I'm the bastard? You said you swallowed!
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Quote by SydneySider
Ah, no. I haven't. To both parts of the question. I guess if one can somehow stick ones own dick up ones own ass, if someone tells you to go fuck yourself, I guess you can literally go and do exactly that.



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I'm the bastard? You said you swallowed!


In for a penny, Dear Boy...

xx SF

(And WHY would swallowing make someone a Bastard??? Makes 'em a second fucking date IMO... Which you've now fucked. *LAUGHS!*)
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Dani nailed that! It does deliver.

I like Pepé Le Pew also, always kind of saw myself as misunderstood, like him.

I get a real kick out of the dichotomy, 2 very strong views that will most likely never agree. It's all in the beliefs we were taught but, sometimes new data causes a change.
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Never even tried putting it in my own ass, but I have and can suck myself, can get like half of it in to my mouth i guess.
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Never even tried putting it in my own ass, but I have and can suck myself, can get like half of it in to my mouth i guess.

You should be in the gymnastics team.
Now there's a thought for the next Commonwealth Games! Naked Gymnastics with bonus points for auto felatio.
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Quote by chatnstroke
When I was a very flexible teen, I was able to lick and suck a little on the head - if I were ever to try bending my body in that position now, I'd likely be in traction for a few months and possibly suffer long term disabilities lol

As for autoanal (which is the term for fucking yourself in the ass lol) no, I've never really tried - believe you gotta be a bit more hung to pull it off smile


Autoanal??? Wow one learns a new thing everyday thanks for the enlightenment Chatty i've never heard of such a thing before... nor would I have considered it even possible

You mean like "Rufus" Now Im certain he could do it
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Who the fuck thinks this stuff up?
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Who the fuck thinks this stuff up?


Only doctorlove!