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Man, I wish I could make myself cum just from using my imagination or seeing a hot pic! Just not bloody likely as ya get older.
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Has this ever happened to you?
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Lol. Yeah. Like I said before my glock has a hairtrigger if ya follow me.
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One time my girl texted me a picture of her boobs on my cell phone and I came in my pants twice without touching myself. It was the best feeling ever. Has this sort of thing ever happened to you before?
I once had a girlfriend who mailed me (yep, snail mail) a Polaroid (you might have to google that, Beck) a photo of herself that was so hot...
I shot 6 loads down my left pants leg a split second before my dick could even get hard.
Ah..to be young, hung and full of cum, eh Beck? Rock out with your cock out, man!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Fuck online newspapers, I read lush threads in the morning to start my day with a good laugh.
Thanks Dude and MF, And pricipally Beck the OP for starting debate.
To keep with "thread standards", I´ll answer the question -- I have never come close to actually jizz in my pants and have only seen it in movies and Lonely Island music videos. I don´t mean any disrespect but, to be honest I don´t know how jizzing in your pants would happen. I need physical stimulation. I this case Beck, was it the friction from you pants?
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1) Thanks WellMadeMale
2) Well 1CuriousCat, yes. And thanks for taking the time to respond.
2) Well 1CuriousCat, yes. And thanks for taking the time to respond.
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You've admitted things I wouldn't admit to cause I find them............ Creepy isn't the right word, but different than what my kinks are.... Just like this guy's lady friend's spectacular tits being different than what would make you jizz in your pants normally. For him it's his girls tits.. For you its that other thing that is more normal, I suppose. To each his own. Live and let live. Hakuna matata.
Also, do you have a copy of these forum standards? I would like to know what they are so I don't make mistakes like replying in threads I start.
Like I said man you are exempt from all rules, so there would be no need to share my very precious copy of forum standards.
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Back when I was in college I has some girlfriends that liked to text me nudie pics of them or upskirts while I was in class. That was very distracting and for the sake of my grade point average I had to quit checking my phone until class was over. I never did squirt in my pants though, but I did pitch a tent and had to hold my books in front of me to walk.
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Lol. Sounds like you can sympathize. Yeah pitching a tent is one thing but to have your glock go off like that can be very embarrasing. And yes I am using glock as a euphemism for penis.
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So, where's the pic of these tits? 
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Lol. Sorry bro. I won't post the pic. I won't do that to her so u will have to take me at my word.
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Lol. Sorry bro. I won't post the pic. I won't do that to her so u will have to take me at my word.
Beck...do like 90% of the other folks do @ Lush. Post some photos of some bodacious bazongas and then tell us that your girlfriend's mouthwatering melons look just like those.
Come'on playa
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Like I said man you are exempt from all rules, so there would be no need to share my very precious copy of forum standards.
Dude, you're embarrassing yourself now...
...I don't like it when that happens.
Because deep down inside...
...I care.
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Lol. Sorry bro. I won't post the pic. I won't do that to her so u will have to take me at my word.
Fuck that man... She won't know. Bros before hoes. Let's see what's doing with them titties.
I want to have a violent split second ejaculation too. Stop bogarting!
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Some how this caught my eye, I was going to post a reply about how I fet sorry for this guy,,,but before i got the chance, I got a message and I Jizzed in my pants...
For real though certain meds could cause this. I just recntely had to get my depresson meds changed because I would randomly go off. Probley was a weird conversation to have with my dr but yea it has happened to me before, although i did not have to be horny at all it just happened for no reason,,in odd places I related to the guy in the video.
For real though certain meds could cause this. I just recntely had to get my depresson meds changed because I would randomly go off. Probley was a weird conversation to have with my dr but yea it has happened to me before, although i did not have to be horny at all it just happened for no reason,,in odd places I related to the guy in the video.
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No, nothing like that has happened to me..........................................thank god.
Shylass, excellent video
Shylass, excellent video