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if you could would you give yourself a blowjob
Chicken
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Chicken


No, I wouldn't blow a chicken either
Cock!
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Cock!


No, I wouldn't blow a cock

Am I speaking French, or something?
Non, j'ai dit que vous étiez un coq!
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Non, j'ai dit que vous étiez un coq!


Sorry, I don't speak German
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Non, j'ai dit que vous étiez un coq!

Coquelicot, comment vous me faites rire aux éclats, bonne chose vous êtes sexy ainsi...
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Sorry, I don't speak German


Oh my, I think you need a strict teacher to teach you how not to be a naughty boy!
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Coquelicot, comment vous me faites rire aux éclats, bonne chose vous êtes sexy ainsi...


Not quite as sexiga as you but I'm glad you have a smile on your face
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Well yes but sadly I have a bad back so no and I hate getting pubes stuck inbetween my teeth.
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if you could would you give yourself a blowjob


Men wake up with morning wood. Women yawn with their mouth open.

Coincidence, I think not!

xx.
Nah, I think I would be terrible at giving bjs. It just wouldn't be satisfying.
all night long, just dont know if i'd swallow or cum on my face
When I was younger and way more flexible than I am now I did suck my own cock once. I was able to do this but it was a lot of work. It was not as good as the other blow jobs that I had received from my female partners. Been there done that whats next?


Holden
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if you could would you give yourself a blowjob
...we all would...some just wont admit it...
That's like asking: "If you could would you give yourself a hand job?"

Duh


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It is one of my most common sex dreams. I'm too old and inflexible for such things though...
When I was younger I was flexible enough to get about two inches into my mouth. I don't know what made me try it the first time, but when I realized I could, whenever I was between girlfriends I would enjoy doing it. Sadly, no longer flexible enough to do it. sad
As others have said, when young and flexible I tried it, but I found it oddly not satisfying or erotic. It didn't seem to have the sensation from both parts (mouth or penis) that performing with another person did. I also didn't bring myself to the climax.
I have, a couple dozen times. I liked it a lot but it hurt my back. The first time was especially intense, and yes, I swallowed. It was good practice for when I started sucking other men.
Nope .... I truly have no desire to put that particular piece of people plumbing in my mouth, ever.


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I did when I was younger & LOVED it. Could not get my whole dick in my mouth but got to lick it enough to make me cum in my own mouth.